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shaft master

andy you fucken shaft master shut up
by elilizlle October 30, 2007
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Shaft Captain

Another name for a Staff Captain in halo 3 but more related to being a Staff Captain in real life-being a noob at life, having a lot of experience but still is a noob. Used to describe a teenager most times.
Winston: damn look at that girls titties.
Sam: she's out of your league dude.
Winston: that girl is fineeeee.
Sam: ur such a Shaft Captain
by ddrew3 May 20, 2010
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SHAFTO

Someone who is the largest bro in your circle of friends. He passes out most nights. He is often accompanied by the NERCH.
Friend 1 witnesses friend 2 puking behind a couch.
Friend 2 comes up behind him and slaps a high five, yelling: "SHAFTOOOOOOOOO!"
by scuz n clownbaby September 2, 2010
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Shaftesbury School

Once ruled and founded by Witchfinder General Lord Boof in 1609; Shasten school is situated on an isolated hilltop (known to locals as Shasten). Much like Azkaban, Shasten School is a high security institution for the most enchantingly gifted pupils from the godforsaken province of North Dorsetshire. Every year the institution sends several students to the poverty stricken nation of Rwanda where they can take advantage of the dire misfortune of others in order to gain something sycophantically cringeworthy to put on their personal statements and CV's alike. Shaftesbury school students can be differentiated from Sturminster Newton and Gillingham students by a distinct lack of webbed feet.

Notable alumni include; Paddington Bear, Tony Bear, and much loved Shakesperian villain Iago.
PUPIL 1: Is it your first day here?
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PUPIL 2: Yes?
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PUPIL 1: Boarder or local?
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PUPIL 2: Local.
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PUPIL 1: Well Frightfully sorry sir, it makes no difference - welcome to the mad house!

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ANONYMOUS STUDENT: What school do you go to?
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SHASTEN PUPIL: Shaftesbury School.
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ANONYMOUS STUDENT: Could be much worse, could be Gillingham!

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SHASTEN LOCAL 1: Those Shasten school students are a most peculiar bunch.
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SHASTEN LOCAL 2: Yes... Quite!
by K_D2111 February 10, 2012
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shaftstache

n, \ʃæft.stæʃ\
: a pube-do that results when a man shaves or waxes all of his pubic hair except that around the base of the penis, leaving a moustache-like fringe.
Kendall learned that waxing his shaft was incredibly painful so he always sported a shaftstache.
by schnitza July 11, 2011
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Shaftin' Around

Messing around, procrastinating, doing nothing beneficial to your life.
Shaftin' Around is my lifestyle.
by @MattyJ100 November 24, 2011
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shaftsmanship

The ability to screw someone over without them knowing it happened.
Pookie: Why do you look so happy?

Junebug: Just had a great meeting with the boss. He thanked me for boosting sales 300%. As a reward, he’s giving me a pay cut. And for some reason, now my butthole really hurts.

Pookie: Now THAT’S some fine Shaftsmanship.
by Buckfutter February 16, 2018
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