A type of faerie which tends to hover near large industrial rolls of bubble wrap, furiously beating its wings in the hope that someone or some thing will approach and slowly wrap the faerie in bubble wrap while whispering sweet nothings into its ears.
You: "Brandon what the hell is that noise? It sounds like a chicken being tickled to death by a sawzall"
Brandon: "It's that damn schleem again, Uline sent us too much bubble wrap and we couldn't fit it all in the safe"
Brandon: "It's that damn schleem again, Uline sent us too much bubble wrap and we couldn't fit it all in the safe"
by plandemic_hoax August 5, 2020
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by Shleester September 27, 2008
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To be in a unconcious state of mind.
To be oblivious of criminal acts on mankind.
To not care and be unaware.
Not open minded.
To be in a unconcious state of mind.
To be oblivious of criminal acts on mankind.
To not care and be unaware.
Not open minded.
It's pretty sad that people are totally unaware of these poisons in our skies called chemtrails and are "shleeping" on these deadly daily issues.
by Mr.Devilishious September 5, 2013
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by jinjabread_man May 8, 2011
Get the Open Sleeman mug.When one or more men cum in a women's hair, and use the cum as gel to style/spike the women's hair into a mohawk
Adam : Hey, I heard Kevin's Mom got a mohawk?
Brett: No, that was just me shlerminating her hair into a shlermhawk.
Kevin: Fuck you guys, You don't know how to shlerminate!
Brett: No, that was just me shlerminating her hair into a shlermhawk.
Kevin: Fuck you guys, You don't know how to shlerminate!
by BrettPes October 22, 2008
Get the shlerminate mug.The act of doing homework while half asleep. Usually, the next morning, you have no clue when you did it, all that matters is that you have it ready for school, and you might possibly get a good grade for once.
Kid1: Ayee,do you happen to have the homework from Mrs.Riggle's class?
Kid2: Actually, I do! I sleemworked this junk.
or
Kid1: I wish I could sleemework like you.
Kid2: Yea, I know.
Kid2: Actually, I do! I sleemworked this junk.
or
Kid1: I wish I could sleemework like you.
Kid2: Yea, I know.
by Marz Barzz March 13, 2010
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