Shitster

1) A person that stirs shit up just for fun. A serious shit stirrer.

2) A hipster/shyster.

Val: "Anna said you called me a bitch?"
Frank: "Don't listen to her, she's a shitster".

by ombud_oop November 23, 2018

Shitsterbation

Act of shitting in your hand and beating your dick with your shit

Jack took a massive shit and used his shit to shitsterbation

by Pussytoass June 20, 2021

shitspyer

A person who is your flatmate who, every time you enter the bathroom to take a shit, wait to hear you close the door, after which they walk out of their rooms to get a whiff of your shit.

He’s literally such a shitspyer, i went to take a shit and literally the second after i closed the door, he came out of his room. COINCIDENCE? I THINK NOT.

by wingofredemption October 19, 2021

shitsherlock

Something in Australia that trying to kill you.

The first thing I encountered off the plane was a shitsherlock, which tried to kill me.

by Riker21 October 14, 2022

shitspensive

VERY EXPENSIVE

Guy 1: “Can you buy me this Jacket”
Guy 1’s mom: “no, thats hella shitspensive!”

by 7dollarsworthofcum December 4, 2023

Shitspearean

A person or persons who believe the words they are writing are pure literary genius, when in reality that person or persons are creating total nonsense by using the largest words they can find.

Jake’s essay contained the sentence, “the theoretical proposition of bureaucracy and why henceforth it is not economically sustainable is something the globe should take notwithstanding.” He can be described as a Shitspearean.

by TardoTheAssClown December 5, 2023

Shitspectations

Really bad expectations in reaction to a movie or a game production revealing news about the upcoming project within an existing intellectual property, trying to create hype with claims it will be 'new', 'fresh', 'different', 'modern' or any other way deviating from the original (or previous) entries within the IP.

Title: "Alien: Romulus actor says film will be very different compared to Ridley Scott's original!"

Well, I got some shitspectations right there.

by Lishak March 2, 2024