shitstainpayne

A guy who lives to shitShitstain payne he's to blame
What can you do
When he smells like pooh
Run like hell
Before you catch that smell
Shitstain payne
That's his game
Here he comes with his stink
It's so bad no one can think
Beware of the mighty shitstain payne
When he's around the world is a stain
Brown as his shit and 10 times the pain
O lord you can't miss that shitstain payne
When shitstain payne got out of bed
The first thought he had was man I feel dead
The next thing he did was head for the shitter
And when he was done he went back on twitter.
The shitstain started to tweet and to twitter
But just like usual the shitstain got bitter
And just like usual shitstain ended up on the shitter.
Shitstain payne always clouded in stink
Sometimes so thick he can't even think
So the ballad goes on about shitstain payne
His shits his farts they are insane
So if you ever run into shitstain payne

Plug your nose and run like a train
If you can't outrun his cloud of stink
Then you my friend have caught the
Shitstain slink
Beware of that payne he’s a toilet hound
He stinks so bad no ones around

He enjoys his toilet time so much
You know he has that stinky touch

Oh no plug your nose here comes Shitstainpayne

by Yogurt glasses July 18, 2018

Shitskrieg

The russian language version of blitzkrieg. Slow, plodding attacks from someone you genuinely thought would be decent in a fight but who actually turns out to be a bit, well, shit.

He thought he’d be in Kyiv by lunch. But it turned out to be a shitskrieg.

by Seret March 25, 2022

cuntbag shitstain ex

A cuntbag shitstain ex is a person one used to be involved with. At the end of the relationship, they tend to dredge up anything bad from your past (minimum of five years prior and on back) in an attempt to make themselves look/feel better/superior.

Usually you'll be in a long-term relationship with a cuntbag shitstain and not even know it until you get into court proceedings. That is typically when the dominant cuntbag shitstain personality traits tend to manifest.

That cuntbag shitstain ex of mine went through storage boxes in the attic, found my diaries from as far back as when I was thirteen, and is trying to submit them to the court as "evidence" of my character. Wtf? I'm almost 40 now!

by Notthatex September 2, 2016

undertale shitstain

a fag who has sans as their picture and/or name and might roleplay in the comment section

underfellsans1234: hey papy what do you want to do
me: well listen here you fuckin undertale shitstain

by Chillyconmor March 26, 2017

ShitStain

A person who's complete and utterly disgusting, smells like cigarette smoke, is arrogent, thinks that if she bore you she can kill you, and drinks boxed wine.

I mean, who drinks BOXED wine?!

Christina L. B.
.........................

by Royal Rainbow!!!! April 1, 2005

Limp Shitskit

Slang for people who dislike Limp Bizkit.

Ando: Did you see Limp Bizkit at the Download festival?

Bendo: Oh, you mean Limp Shitskit

Ando: Haha yeah, they suck, can't even spell Biscuit properley.

Bendo: I know, did you know their band is named after a game where gays cum on a biscuit(cookie) and pass it around to each other and eat it?

Ando: No, it doesn't suprise me.

Bendo: They probably play it themselves with each other! And they probably also play "Shit Biscuit". Similar to Limp Biscuit but with shit in place of cum.

Ando: hahahahaahhahaaaaaaaa

by Johno47 January 12, 2009

shitstain waterfalls

unbearable, explosive, violent, diarrhea.

this will normally destroy plans and will not allow you to go anywhere too far from a toilet

a:did you go to the killswitch show on saturday?
b:no,i fuckin had shitstain waterfalls all night...my ass still hurts

by kevin bialkowski December 4, 2007