Shitnesia

The condition where a person cannot recall whether or not they’ve taken a dump on a particular day.

I went to the bathroom to drop a duece after lunch and I couldn’t remember if I had gone in the morning or not. I must be suffering from Shitnesia.

by Goosey Goose July 17, 2020

shinelee

A girl that love studying,and she also loves borrowing people brains,and then denying it.

Shinelee aced the test but used someone else's brain.

by Mummykat December 18, 2021

shitness

When you need to take a dump at work or any public place, any person who is loitering around the bathroom who may be a witness to your crime.

God, why were Tracy and Debbie hanging out right by the bathroom? I hate to have shitnesses.

by DWX2 July 27, 2010

shitnology

A piece of technology that seems to be good at first glance, but once you have used it you realise that it's shit.

Bob loved the idea of all the features in his new phone, but after a week he realised none of them worked properly and he'd just wasted more money on shitnology.

by Bargearse January 6, 2009

shitmelon

The coolest word ever, invented 6 years ago by me by mistake during a phone conversation. Meaning is unknown, although some scientists speculate it is either a variety of melon resembling shit, or a shit so massive to be compared to the size of a healthy melon.

Holy shitmelon, Batman!

by MelonMan April 29, 2005

shitneck

Poeople who have strong faces. they sometimes drink warm cans of Bush on their front porch, and do impressions of a retarted kid with horrible breath. ususally this person will have a crumb on their eyelid that they refuse to chew, and they always have a daughter, and they make sure you know it.

Jesus Christ, let's get the fuck outta here. Shitneck Tom's coming around the corner.

by Wally Tabarelli September 23, 2007

Shit-nel

A young girl, sometimes of unconsentable age, who may have sexual affiliations with the opposite sex, but only if their age is much greater than their own. Shit-nel's are known greatly for their ability to piss off siblings, parents, and other close family members. On some occasions, Shit-nel's cause plants to die when the Shit-nel comes within five to 10 feet from said plant.

"Look how pissed off everyone is! Stop being a Shit-nel!"

"All my plants are dead!! Must be that Shit-nel coming around again."

by Super Frajiibo April 10, 2009