Shituation

When your child defies gravity and shits up her back covering everything in arms reach in shit.

The baby just had an explosive diaper and now we have a shituation.

by Jessee Lou November 26, 2017

Shituation

Simply, a shitty situation

Having to decide whether to move your ailing parents in a nursing home is totally a shituation.

by Njtenice June 14, 2018

SHITUATION

When you find yourself in a emergency situation where you have to use the bathroom immediately, often times not completely making it to the toilet.

I at some bad sushi last night before we went to the club, damn near had a shituation but luckily a stall opened up.

by LE Kapp August 10, 2018

Shitillionare

When you spend all your money on useless shitty items in a shop. Instead of becoming rich with millions of dollars, you become rich with many crappy items that clutter your house.

Last Sunday, my family all went to the thrift shop and spent ALL our money on some RC cars and helicopters that looked 'cool' and like they'd work, but it turns out that they were broken and are now cluttering our apartment. We went broke and became SHITILLIONARES!

by 6_rc January 26, 2019

shituation

A set of circumstances or state of affairs that one finds themselves in that are very unpleasant.

When I woke up after the Cleveland Steamer, I found myself in quite a shituation.

by wcgman69 April 13, 2020

Shituation

A long drawn out bunch of crap that the rich are cramming down our throats.

T\hey need a good taste of this shituation to see how they like it.

by Bootstwo November 17, 2020

Shituation

1) A really crappy predicament. A shitty situation that you find yourself in that is almost unfair.

2) An accidental poop event that requires some strategy to resolve

1. This COVID shituation makes it hard for me to drop a deuce in public places anymore.
2. I couldn't find an open restroom and now I've got a serious shituation to deal with before my meeting...

by raujero December 11, 2020