Shitquestered

To be constipated, i.e. your shit cannot come out. (shit + sequestered)

Joe had to take some laxative because he was shitquestered.

by Carl Stawicki February 2, 2009

ShitChat

like chit chatting, but you are talking to people online with your laptop while in the process of taking a shit

"hey whats up?"

"not much just Shitchatting"

"sweet"

by ttsmith04 August 5, 2008

shitchat

to shoot the shit or to talk shit to a buddy. Shitchatting is a refined art...please do not try this if you are unexperienced!

Hey man, wanna go grab a beer and shitchat?

by bread infection December 31, 2005

shittheist

What someone who strongly opposes Atheists and Atheism would call someone who is Atheist or is part of Atheism.

Hey man look at this shittheist.

by thaplayer34 February 28, 2010

shittlestick

A long stick that is shoved up a persons ass then used to write with.

bend over so I can write my name on the wall with this shittlestick.

by m costa May 17, 2011

Shitchute

As in Parachute for shit. The attachment of toilet paper to the base of a rather heavy turd before you cut it loose, thus reducing splash-back and entry noise. A useful technique if you need a heavy evacuation in somebody else’s home and householders are loitering near to the toilet door.

I needed to drop a heavy load, I had no other choice but to pinch on a Shitchute before I let her go.

by Tony Law March 1, 2008

Shitchester

A town where uncultured people think they're educated but they know jack-all. The majority of the population of Shitchester don't seem to realise that there's a whole world outside for them to explore and thus they normally stay in their little town producing kids JUST after the moment they hit puberty.

See Chichester

Also known as Chichester Shitchester

by Zay-J July 24, 2012