shitraction

Similar to a contraction but in lieu of a human baby, it is a shit baby. The moments before you deliver your shit the pressure becomes so great you hold it in and release pressure, then repeat for the next movement of pressure until the shit baby is born.

My shitractions were too close together and my shit baby was premature.

by Peta J April 2, 2015

pulled a situation

The act of an unprovoked attack upon any form of concrete when one is fearful of their actual opponent.

Mike sure pulled a situation when he when he hit the wall with his head and knocked himself out, because he was scarred of Ron.

by thetimemachinedidit September 24, 2011

Situationship

When one person is in love and willing to do the work to make a relationship happen and the other is a custy fuckboi/fuckgirl who doesn't feel the same way but will still have sex with you sometimes.

"I thought I was dating Derek but it turns out it's just a situationship."

by Beeswrite September 28, 2017

Situationship

Where one person leads another person on letting them think that the end product of their time together would amount to a relationship when in reality the individual only wanted an outlet for sex and a momentary emotional connection

Girl: “Hey babe, what are we”

Boy: “were just chilling”
Boys friends: is that your girl?

Boy: nah is a bit of a sticky one still, it’s a situationship my g

by Britishbabeeeee August 22, 2018

Situationship

A romantic or sexual relationship that is undefined, thus creating a painful and/or confusing experience for both parties involved.

“Woah, woah, Jessica. I love having fun with you and all, but I don’t want to be tied down. Don’t get me wrong, you are perfect for me… but just not right now. I see this as more of a situationship.”

by Wordsarefun88 January 3, 2022

Shituation

n.: a bad situation, 2.: a dramatic, usually negative happening resulting in utter shit in one's life.

Having GW in office sure is a shituation for da nation.

by You Need a Breath Mint! November 12, 2003

Situationified

The act of becoming muscular and douchey, with a possible fake tan.

Oh man, that guy must have worked out so much! And is that a spray on tan? He Situationified himself!

by montaaron11 May 15, 2011