shit jacker

Someone who views pornography while taking a shit

Man I was at work today trying to go to the bathroom one of them shit jackers was in there for 30 minutes

by Streetworx June 12, 2018

Shit-jacking

The action of a male jacking off while taking a shit.

"Damn, he has been gone for a long time in the bathroom.. He must be shit-jacking!"

by PleaseEndThisHell20 January 6, 2017

shit jacked

F*ked up beyond all recognition...
Totally messed up and looks like shit.

Ex: "Look at that methhead he is totally shit jacked!"
"Hey look at that girl I almost didn’t recognize her, it’s Tiffany. Meth has her all shit jacked"

by BearJew70 January 11, 2018

shit jacket

Prison slang for toilet.

if your looking for T-dog, he's on the shit jacket.

by Signal 20. September 26, 2006

jacked up shit

something or someone really messed up!!

That is some jack up shit yo!

by Jessica Grimes January 7, 2005

jacked as shit

When a person thinks that they are really strong with enormous muscles, but in reality they are small.

-Soccer Player: Hey bra, I just maxed out at 140 on bench!

-Football Player: Wow, dude! Ur jacked as shit!

-Soccer Player: I know, right?

by mtnt69 May 8, 2011

jackrabbit dick shit

jackrabbit dick shit is usally a term you would call a friend when he does some dumb ass shit right after you told him what to do or gave his dumb ass directions.

-Brandon Anderson

Nigga i just told you the storm was coming now look at you jackrabbit dick shit your dead.

by @polodowndon September 24, 2020