After Showere Shit (ASS)

A shit concieved in the nude before drying off, after a shower. Preferably after a warm shower to make the shit more pleasurable.

Damn! That After Showere Shit (ASS) was soooo nice. You should try it!

by WilBur77 August 2, 2011

Shit in Your Showroom

To really mess up someone's day. This might happen if, hypothetically, an elderly gentleman was unable to control his bowel movements while in a car dealership and had some poo drop out of his pants leg and onto the showroom floor. One would expect the resulting hypothetical poo to nauseate employees, run off customers and terrify small children.

Roy - "Dude, I hear Jitzina broke up with you?"
Jay - "Yeah man, it was totally unexpected."
Roy "What are you gonna do?"
Jay - "I don't know man, I'm totally bummed."
Roy - "Sorry, dude, sounds like she really shit in your showroom."

by TheTimD December 16, 2011

slower than a sack of shit moving down the runway

Literally, slower than a sack of shit moving down the runway.

Why the fuck is my computer slower than a sack of shit moving down the runway!?

by DancingWolfs December 12, 2013

shishower

The act of taking a shit while in the shower.

Yo tyron, I just took a massive shishower!

by Tyrak Qa$hington February 18, 2014

shishower

The act of taking a shit before taking a shower. Usually done in the morning before starting your day. Makes you feel like a boss.

You: Yo what you doing man? Wanna go get some food?

Me: Yeah fosho, but I just woke up so Imma take a shishower first. I'll link up with you there.

by KaNeWa October 21, 2012

Shitshowed

The point of being intoxicated which residents of the 3rd drunkest city in the nation Billings, MT actually start to party

I'm up to get shitshowed again, hell last night I was so shitshowed, I can't remember driving home.

by Hondagangsta April 14, 2010

shitshover

On same lines as a "bumbandit"; Usually a male who cums up bums!

He's so camp, he's a right shitshover

by Wildybloke July 7, 2006