When someone is lying so much that the more shit they pull out of their ass it just makes their situation worse. The sequence of where a bad lie gets you.
"Bro, I don't want to leave this party yet, but my mom keeps asking me where I am. I'm totally shitting out a triangle right now, because i told her I am almost home. She'll kill me if she finds out.
by Platezz January 25, 2018
Joking about your problems until you get home and can cry about it while eating wheat thins and listening to movie soundtracks.
by snappynw October 13, 2023
Person 1: "I don't know man, things ain't looking too good"
Person 2: "Don't worry man, we'll thug that shit out"
Person 2: "Don't worry man, we'll thug that shit out"
by Eagle_ September 11, 2023
In the fast paced world of recruitment nothing is more important than having access to an accurate data-base. However, a data-base can only ever be as accurate as the information that has originally been submitted.
Imagine that have spent hours working on behalf of a new client to search for the perfect candidate for a new position. You finally select someone who you feel is the perfect person for this new role and, having checked out their CV, contact the client to arrange an interview ...
The client is just as excited as you are and asks you to arrane an interview as soon as possible ... you check the database and then arrange an interview for them on Friday.
However, despite the data-base showing them to be free on Friday the candidate informs you that they are never free on a Friday due to family commitments. They also remind you that they mentioned this information to you when you asked them about their availabilty during their interview ...
The end result is that the potential long term booking is lost and the client decides to use the services of another recruitment consultant who works for a competitior.
A data-base is only as reliable as the information that has been entered in the first place. If you put shit in then you can guarantee that you will get shit out !!!
Imagine that have spent hours working on behalf of a new client to search for the perfect candidate for a new position. You finally select someone who you feel is the perfect person for this new role and, having checked out their CV, contact the client to arrange an interview ...
The client is just as excited as you are and asks you to arrane an interview as soon as possible ... you check the database and then arrange an interview for them on Friday.
However, despite the data-base showing them to be free on Friday the candidate informs you that they are never free on a Friday due to family commitments. They also remind you that they mentioned this information to you when you asked them about their availabilty during their interview ...
The end result is that the potential long term booking is lost and the client decides to use the services of another recruitment consultant who works for a competitior.
A data-base is only as reliable as the information that has been entered in the first place. If you put shit in then you can guarantee that you will get shit out !!!
Dan: I've just told the client that they'll be there within ten minutes but it turns out that they'll actually be over an hour because they have to travel all the way there by bus.
James: But the system clearly says that they have their own transport ...
Dan: I know it does, I thought they did ... so that's what I typed in.
James: Well, you know what they say don't you?
Dan: What?
James: Shit In. Shit Out.
James: But the system clearly says that they have their own transport ...
Dan: I know it does, I thought they did ... so that's what I typed in.
James: Well, you know what they say don't you?
Dan: What?
James: Shit In. Shit Out.
by The Playpen Anarchist July 11, 2011
by BlondeBomberCat January 29, 2016
When a request or problem is described, this phrase is used to tell the person that what they need or are requesting is simply not possible/available and probably won't be in the near future. An "urban" variation of "out of luck".
emo girl: I love your hair !! can we be friends ??
marty: Sorry emo girl, you're shit-out-of-luck.
Im 80% cautious ,20% conceited. so just Send me a message and tell me who you are or why you think we'd make great myspace friends, chances are if I know you or I think your interesting we can be homies.
Im 80% cautious ,20% conceited. so just Send me a message and tell me who you are or why you think we'd make great myspace friends, chances are if I know you or I think your interesting we can be homies.
by party marty October 19, 2006
When a request or problem is described, this phrase is used to tell the person that what they need or are requesting is simply not possible/available and probably won't be in the near future. An "urban" variation of "out of luck".
emo girl: I love your hair !! can we be friends ??
marty: Sorry emo girl, you're shit-out-of-luck.
Im 80% cautious ,20% conceited. so just Send me a message and tell me who you are or why you think we'd make great myspace friends, chances are if I know you or I think your interesting we can be homies.
marty: Sorry emo girl, you're shit-out-of-luck.
Im 80% cautious ,20% conceited. so just Send me a message and tell me who you are or why you think we'd make great myspace friends, chances are if I know you or I think your interesting we can be homies.
by party marty October 21, 2006