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down shirting

when you look down a girls shirt when nobody's looking
dude, were you just down shirting my girlfriend
by ploikm October 18, 2008
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Double Shifting

The action you take when something online suprises you so much you find yourself hitting BOTH shift keys to type your response in caps.
When I found out the baby wasn't mine. I had was double shifting my facebook status updates.
by Nate Lavelle August 29, 2011
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a-shirting

The act of physically assaulting ones wife when she gets out of line or becomes a habitual line stepper.
Corey's wife just spent money on a new purse, he'll be a-shirting her when he gets home.
by BeastMaster513 January 5, 2010
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Shifting Realities

Shifting realities is where you change your reality. What i mean is that you can script how you want a certain life, and then you can practice trying to move your subconsciousness to that reality. It is a really fun topic, and you should give it a go sometime!
Did you hear about that new thing going around? It's called shifting realities!

Oh, that's cool! I will try it sometime!
by Nearsofficial March 21, 2021
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Shifting

The term for sticking ones tongue down ones throat aggressively
I shifted the face off her last night.Shifting
by petermanhardman February 22, 2012
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sharting spider

A sharting spider is a particularly heinous sub-specie of the "Barking Spider" in that it's defense method is not just a warning signal and fowl smell, but also warns potential predators with a deposit of substance known by naturalists as 'beware brown'. They are particularly fond of burrowing in 'tighty whiteys'.
subject 1: (Notices subject 2's dirty underwear on the floor) "Woah! Either you never learned to wipe your ass or you were born without a sphincter!"

Subject 2: "What?....No...I'm dealing with an infestation of Sharting Spiders. That wasn't me!"
by Prince of dorkness June 21, 2010
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shifting a wardrode

When a regular guy is slow dancing with a larger woman on the dance floor
Here mick , look at Murph shifting a wardrode
by spoofaRoof December 15, 2014
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