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Street Shipping

A technique known to most fangirls. This action displays two people (most likely male) shipped together obliviously against their will, soon to be written in a fangirls notebook. It's funny cause it's true.
Katie: Did you notice those two hot shirtless guys at the pool?! Time to go Street Shipping.
Eric: You need a life.
by BoiDafaqqq April 16, 2017
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Tandem Shitting

The act of two people taking nasty shits in side by side bathroom stalls at the same time.
Baxter "Did you see those two guys go into the bathroom and drop bombs at the same time"?

Jay "Ya Tandem Shitting is frowned upon".
by MadShitter40 January 12, 2012
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shitting me

kidding me, joking with me, deceiving me (a vulgar slang expression of profound disbelief)
Henry Kissinger confessed to being a war criminal.

No way! You gotta be shitting me!
by poemsbypam December 30, 2011
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shifting

the act of transporting oneself to a different reality. Popularized from tiktok and Amino.
“I tried shifting to hogwarts last night but i fell asleep
by user63836826 September 29, 2020
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shitting incident

An occurence where a bowel movement is unintentionally placed anywhere but in a toilet bowl or otherwise proper disposal receptacle. This is similar to fecal jihad or turd terrorism but differ in the fact that fecal jihad and turd terrorism are intentional acts.
Example 1:

Q: Dude, you're like two hours late. We already saw the movie. Where the hell were you?

A: Oh, sorry man. I ate two bowls of bran cereal, two bananas and a pot of coffee this morning. I got stuck in traffic on the way here. I couldn't hold it in any more and had a severe shitting incident in my pants. I had to go back home and clean up. My car is disgusting right now.

Example 2:
Q: So, uh, I heard you had an interesting evening last night...?

A: Um, yeah. I had a pretty bad shitting incident at a bar. I suddenly had to go, like immediately. There was some fat asshole pissing in the crapper for about three weeks. I held it in as long as I could. As soon as I got in there, I took off my pants but a pound of crap shotgunned out long before I could sit down. It was everywhere but in the bowl. Some may have hit the ceiling. I had to leave the bar out the back door.
by JEUNT January 14, 2010
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shitting on the cock

"shitting on the cock" means you disappointed someone by failing to fulfill the hopes they had for you. It is usually used between friends to make fun of each other.

it comes from the brazilian expression "cagar no pau".
-"I spent the whole night wingmaning for my friend Matt "Semen" and had to entertain his crush's friend for hours and he still lost her to a random guy in the club... I'm tired of him always shitting on the cock like that"
-"I know... I've grown used to it by now"
by djonikinghand May 5, 2019
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