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Shitcock

A lame attempt at an insult by putting a description infront of a name of a body part...
Shit-Cock

Piss-balls

"He is such a fucking shit-cock, I could kick his piss-balls ass anyday!"
by Anonymous March 21, 2004
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Shicock

When a guy thinks a female has a penis
Dude I think that chick has a shicock
by Bighhhhbittt August 9, 2015
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Shitcock Syndrome

This syndrome is rare and can only happen when you are railing your side bitches stinkie. This can also be known as aggressive anal, or just anal. And next thing you know your inserted white shlong comes out chocolate covered (shit or for you nerds feces). Know you have a shit cock, but wheres the syndrome. Every time you look at your shlong you see the horrific shit that was clinging to your shlong. And You will never be able to do anal again.
Jerry sticks his shlong into wife's anal hole (stinkie)
Wife: ohhh ya
15min later
Wife: ooohh yyaa fuck
Weird orgasim followed

Wife: ahhh (shit comes out)
Jerry pulls shlong out
Jerry: wtff thats fucked why bitch
Wife: im sorry
Jerry: we never doing that again
Jerry pukes while the wife cleans his shlong
Jerry never touches his wifes stinkie again, and has Shitcock syndrome
by Cochieman 456 November 27, 2020
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shitcocked

1. adj. The condition of having shit on one's cock after anal sex.
"My girlfriend is coming over and she wants me to fuck her in the ass. Hell yeah, I'm gonna get shitcocked tonight!"
by Igglepud January 13, 2010
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shitcock

v. To leave shit on another's cock after after being on the receiving end of anal sex.
"That old bastard tricked me. He didn't have his enema today and shitcocked me after I came in his ass!"
by Igglepud January 14, 2010
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avatarless shitcock licker

of or resembling a moloney
If he wasn't such an avatarless shitcock licker, he'd get with the program liike everyone else.
by rocksalt johnson April 28, 2006
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Shicockitikoo

When something of such social girth happens, one usually tends to shi ka ka in thier knickers.
D: Aww Damn my ole lady be buggin again.

Nico: Awwww Shicockitikoo!
by Nico & Fecal Reker May 7, 2003
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