When you have to take a shit so bad you shift around to a position where it doesn’t feel like shit is going to pool out of you unintentionally
Chris: “I HAVE TO POO SO BAD ITS ABOUT TO COME OUT OF ME RIGHT NOW”
Also Chris: “oh wait. If I shit shift real fast I’m in a better position. I now don’t feel like I’m about to dookie my pants :)”
“Man shit shifting is such a gift”
Also Chris: “oh wait. If I shit shift real fast I’m in a better position. I now don’t feel like I’m about to dookie my pants :)”
“Man shit shifting is such a gift”
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shifting realities is based on the multi-verse theory. it is when someone shifts their awareness from this reality or another, to a different reality!
-shawty, i wanna go to *insert media* so bad- i wanna chill with my comfort people/characters.
-duder, have you heard about shifting realities?
-duder, have you heard about shifting realities?
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No what is it
National Shifting Day!
Dude I’m going to Hogwarts see you
No what is it
National Shifting Day!
Dude I’m going to Hogwarts see you
by rarathelion November 10, 2020
Get the National Shifting Day mug.The process by which a female member of the species homo sapiens transfers responsibility for her actions to an unrelated party. Curiously, this seems to affect others of the species into believing that the newly-blamed individual is truly at fault and that the blamer is in fact the victim.
"So, after she drove her car through the Denny's, punched a paraplegic and shat in the coffee maker, she said it was her husband's fault because he's been ignoring her?"
"Yep. And they didn't press charges."
"Female blame shifting. It's a powerful thing."
"Yep. And they didn't press charges."
"Female blame shifting. It's a powerful thing."
by Saluriel July 19, 2014
Get the Female blame shifting mug.reality shifting is shifting your subconscious mind from your original body to another body within another reality. that reality existing somewhere in the multiverse. (popular realities people may shift to are hogwarts, animes, stranger things, etc.) shifting is done through meditation and practice.
palla: me and dobey did a reality shift to genshin impact last night!
jane: reality shift?
palla: yeah! kevin and i scripted our desired reality down and did a quick method to shift!
jane: oh cool! i should look into reality shifting.
jane: reality shift?
palla: yeah! kevin and i scripted our desired reality down and did a quick method to shift!
jane: oh cool! i should look into reality shifting.
by ameliaishotlol June 8, 2021
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Leona did not allow Vernon to make entry through her anal cavity, so Vernon took it upon himself to avenge his penis through Night Shifting.
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