scientology

A new-age religion thought up by ex-sci-fi writer L. Ron Hubbard. They try to recruit new members by offering them 'personality tests' to determine the 'root cause' of the person's unhappiness. Interestingly, the solution to this 'root cause' is usually paying lots of money to the Church of Scientology. Scientologists have been rightly satirised in several TV programmes, films and computer games, for example the movementarian cult in The Simpsons or the hubologists in Fallout 2, but despite this Scientology is still attracting a steady stream of new converts. The main reason for this is that people are idiots.

"Hey, did you notice that the personality test on www.scientology.org almost always tells you that you're unstable and depressed?"

by Underscore September 4, 2003

Trust The Science

A mantra of the 21st century, ominously similar to that of extremist religious inquisitions that would burn a 'witch 'at the stake for not conforming to a curated version of reality. It is a phrase repeated almost robotically by those who worship characters who wear religious garments -- I mean white lab coats.

'Trust the science' is obviously an inherently flawed idiom of people who do not understand the ideas they want others to conform to, as demonstrable reality, aka real Science does not require faith. Ergo, if someone tells you to trust the science -- run for the hills.

Normie: Will you just trust the science? Don't you know scientists have done science things?
Chad: How does one trust in science...

by The Narrow Path December 21, 2021

scientology

A religous cult who's beliefs revolve around an intergalactic warlord named "Xenu" who nuked a bunch of aliens here on Earth billion of years ago. The souls of these aliens, called "Thetans", now inhabit our bodies and make us unhappy. The only way to get rid of these "Thetans" is to pay a bunch of money to these con men for the rest of your life.

Scientology is the biggest con of all time.

by Xenu.net October 23, 2003

scientology

One word. Bullshit

Scientology is the mother of all bullshits! I still can't believe people still believe in this crap!
bunch of dumb fucks

etc Tom Cruise

by Craptology January 18, 2006

scientology

Scientologists give a lot more than their money. Scientology is a living hell once you reach the stage "Clear". You are then informed about "Operating Thetan III" whereupon you are asked to join "The Sea Organisation" or "Sea Org". Since they have you brainwashed by now, you eagerly except. The Sea Org is like a concentration camp on a boat. You are forced to undergo intense physical labor. If you displease the slave masters, or "Captains" in anyway, you are punished in a manner called "Ethics". You are subject to phsyical torture, sleep deprivation, things like running from 7AM to 9PM, or mopping the deck all day in the sun in a black jumpsuit. They put you in a "recovery group" if you are being punished, and they try to brainwash you further so that you won't act out again. In this group, there's no telling if or when you might eat, or how much food you get, and living quarters are dark, hellish, roach infested, and damp. If you act out again, you are either put in a second level of "Recovery", where most people perish from exhaustion. If you have done anything seirous, (Most reasons were as minor as improperly addressing a Captain), but if you have done anything that they consider serious (plans to leave, treason, mutiny), there is a book that shows level of ways to execute. The most common way is blindfolding the prisoner, tying the hands and feet together, and dropping them off the edge of the boat into the ocean.

Scientology is like some creepy science fiction movie, but it's all really happening. They have "Churches of $cientology" set up everywhere, they have an army, and endorsements from celebrities like Tom Cruise, Nancy Cartwright, Chick Corea, and John Travolta. It's a seriously dangerous thing to get involved in, and I reccomend this website to anyone considering joining: www.xenu.net

Scientology is very clever and manipulative. A gullible person could easily fall for it by thinking they are just participants in a simple personality test. Next thing they know, they are slaves at a concentration camp. Brainwashed, tortured, deprived of food and sleep, and possibly being tied up and tossed into the sea. And if they end up surviving, that's hundreds of thousands of dollars, and a good chunk out of your life, gone, never able to get back. If you've already started taking the courses, you are already being brainwahsed and you don't know it. Of course they tell you to disregard this sort of talk. By tuning it out, and not listening to the anti- Scientologists, you are proving their point. You are being brainwashed.

by Fish April 9, 2005

Scientology

Proof that people will believe anything you throw at them.

Mike's belief in Scientology is evidence that, no matter what BS you come up with, somebody in the world will believe it.

by The second man in the moon. July 29, 2010

scientomogy

A word coined at the same asthe phrase "jumping the couch" when Tom Cruise began his ongoing promotion of Scientology. First described by scientomogy.info as "TOM CRUISE'S MORONIC CRUSADE TO PROMOTE THE CHURCH OF SCIENTOLOGY"

Tom's on Letterman tonight expect more ScienTOMogy!

by Glen Stollery November 7, 2005