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a valid excuse for a really bad mistake, can only be used once
Wife: I cant believe you had sex with those two strippers, then you had the nerve to bring them to the house and make them breakfast.

Husband: Seemed like a good idea at the time.

Wife: I bet it did, it was a bad idea and you are a ass hole for thing it was

Husband: Well, that did not cross my mind at the time. I never banged to hot bitches at the same time and two bitches at the same time is always a good idea.

Rumored to be what Bill Clinton said when asked about Monica Lewinsky during his 1999 impeachment hearing.
by Dave Lickersnach April 8, 2015
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Semen Sucker

One who enjoy slurping on the schlong of a male penis. Can be abbreviated as S.S.
Yo did you hear Cindy is a Semen Sucker? Ya she can really take down a load.
by xprod September 10, 2019
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semen sponge

A semen sponge is basically a girl who sucks alot of cock and swallows, as a sponge sucks up liquid, a semen sponge sucks up semen.
"Damn olgas a semen sponge"
by edza April 30, 2007
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Whore semen

Another of Sean Connery's dyslexic readings on Celebrity Jeopardy, this misreading was used to insult Alex Trebek.

See also Penis Mightier
Alex Trebek: Sean Connery, just pick a category.

Sean Connery: I'll take “whore semen” for 800. (leaves his podium and heads for the board)

(Cut to Trebek, who is very confused)

Alex Trebek: Wait, What? Wait…Where are you going? What are you…

(Connery walks up to the board and points to the category “Famous HORSEMEN” points to the “hor” first, and then “semen”

Sean Connery: See? “Hor” like your mother. "Semen”! It's right there! (Connery laughs hysterically)

Alex Trebek: Yes, I see it. (Connery keeps laughing) You're very proud of yourself, aren't you?

Sean Connery: Yes! (keeps laughing)
by Richard Pickman March 15, 2004
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seme

The dominant partner. Interestingly, though in most places the dominant partner gives both anal and oral, in Japanese society, it is more normal for the seme to give head to his uke.
My boyfriend keeps wanting me to be seme.
by Half shade August 18, 2005
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Fonzi Scheme

The act of defrauding a restaurant owner of the cash from their juke box.
Big Al's was robbed of dozens of dollars when it was discovered that Arthur Fonzarelli had been playing songs for free by merely punching the juke box, otherwise know as a "Fonzi Scheme". When contacted at his office in the men's room at Big Al's restaurant, Fonzarelli had no comment
by angusshangus January 7, 2009
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Semen Sisters

When two girls have fucked the same guy (see: Eskimo Brothers - for girls)
Taylor: I fucked him!
Amanda: Wait, I've fucked him before!
Taylor: That makes us semen sisters!
Amanda: YAY!
by aztjsummer June 16, 2011
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