seduceous gland

N: A particular gland that exists in most human beings. The primary purpose serves to seduce the opposite sex. Not to be confused with the sebaceous gland or the sudoriferous gland, which does the opposite thing.

John: "Dam brotha, u got 20 girls at that bar last nite"
Tom: "yea its all thanks to my huge seduceous gland"

by Dr. Supersexyawesomecoolman July 1, 2008

Seductual

when someone is both sexy and seductive

A guy dances with a hot girl, and he comments to his friend that her dancing is seductual.

Johnny Depp is seductual to many women.

As a guy with a hot body walks towards a girl, she thinks in her head that he is seductual.

by seductualchick22 July 6, 2009

Wacking Off In My Tool Shed

Addictive behaviour conducted in demeaning and surreptitious circumstances.

(On finding a dieting woman wolfing ice cream right out of the bucket while standing in front of the freezer at 2 am): "Are you whacking off in the tool shed again?"

by Master of Procrastination April 10, 2003

Seducement

The art of seducing someone

Buying lingerie for your wife is part of the seducement

by Juicer51609 February 19, 2010

Seductive

The definition of seductive is a lusty charming sass. Seductive is sexual attention craved from someone or something. Being sexy can be seductive

I crave her seductive ways.

by Staceyjo July 25, 2018

not the sharpest tool in the shed

A gentle way to say that someone is just unintelligent.

-Danny failed his third test this week.
-Well, he's not not the sharpest tool in the shed, you know.

by Golan September 23, 2005

Shed Gang

A secret society at the University of St Andrews. Rumored to operate out of the local shed.

J: Hey man, my buddy from Dundee's coming over Friday. Shed gang ?

Q: Fuck ya 🅱oi Shed gang , whole lotta shed shit

by Jewish Lightning October 2, 2018