shwasted

It is an explicit combination of "shit-faced" and "wasted"

"What did you do last night man?" "Dude i got so shwasted and and nailed a fat girl."

by Big C. Mass E. November 17, 2009

shwasted

in the state of being really drunk; combination of shit-faced and wasted

lets get shwasted tonight!

by 757baby August 2, 2009

Shiwasted

A combination of the word shit faced and wasted.

"Dude lets get shiwasted tonight!"

by Lazzzzzer January 16, 2009

Shasted

Taking the concept of shitty and wasted to the farthest level and being too intoxitated to stumble.

I was so shasted that I spilled my guts literally in the toilet and figuratively in his face...

I am so shasted right now, please keep me away from the stairs.

I'm going to fornicate fido since Im so shasted!

by CroBear February 3, 2009

shwaisted

Shwaisted - a combonation of shit faced and waisted.

Used to discribe a heavy night of drinking.

I got so shwaisted last night I got beer goggles.

by Derek Stout August 19, 2007

Patrick Schwasted

When you are intoxicated to the point where you tell people you are "Patrick Schwasted".

Bro, we finished the Keg between 10 people and I'm Patrick Schwasted

by Justin Barowski May 1, 2006

schywasted

Getting beyond fucked up or twisted. This is lying on the floor crawling your ass to the bathroom drunk.

Yo, dude you were so schywasted last night bro. What? We had to help your ass up you were face planted in the toilet

by the gh0st one October 14, 2013