Shavalanche

The act of one's rectum muscles relaxing so completely that feces flows out without any effort or control devastating all in its path like an avalanche.

ohhhh bro after eating that taco I was hit with a series of shavalanches all night long.

I got so pitted I shavalanched my pants.

by Shiavo August 19, 2009

Shaved Peach

A smooth, bald pussy. Absolutely succulent.

I dribbled off her panties for the first time to discover the most beautiful, juicy shaved peach.

by Eaton Holgoode March 10, 2017

shaelynne

A beautiful and amazing girl. She will captivate you the moment you lay eyes on her. She is a sweet and shy girl so be sure to shower her with love and compliments! She fails to see how wonderful she is (dunno how) and will try to deny your compliments, but don't let her talk you down! She's awfully stubborn about it but if you persist she will be forced to accept that she is perfect. This will also make her flustered (which is utterly adorable) so if she hadn't stolen your heart yet, she has now.

She's very loving and generous, willing to lend a hand to others in need. Honestly a complete angel. She's the girl you see feeding stray animals on the street and helping the crying child find their mother in the mall.

Which makes it no surprise that she's dependable and smart! You should definitely go to her to help you with that subject you're struggling with! (Also a good date excuse ;) )

If you have a crush on a Shaelynne, you definitely got good taste but watch out! A lot of other guys are vying for her attention! Her cute face and hospitable personality makes her very popular.

Her beautiful, bright eyes are a big favorite among men, and her adorable laugh make their hearts swoon.

But you'll have to be the one to ask her out- remember, Shaelynne is very shy and will be too nervous to approach you!

If she likes you back, be sure to snatch her up and hold on tight (both literally and figuratively- she loves hugs) she comes once in a lifetime!

Boy 1: There are rumors that Shaelynne likes you
Boy 2: Really!? Man I've had a crush on her since second grade!
Boy 1: well you better go tell her before someone else beats you to it!

:::
Boy 1: Dude guess what
Boy 2: what?
Boy 1: I just asked Shaelynne on a date and she said yes!
Boy 2: dude lucky! I wish I had the courage to ask her out

by @lilbunnylovesshae March 19, 2019

Go shave your llama

Go fix your problems/ fuck off

Go shave your llama dude, you're seriously causing problems around here

by Thellamaqueen September 30, 2015

Shaved ape

any unsightly american female, characteristics include but are not limited to: baby factory, purple/stained sweatpants w/ or w/o hooded sweatshirt or betty boop "T", rain-boots all year round, public breast feeding, foul smelling, ill tempered, can only be weighed at a tractor trailer weigh station, has stopped using make up, has given up on herself due to marriage/child birth and no longer feels the need to wear make-up/actual clothing/comb hair/shower or bathe, possible mustache, deep often raspy or nasaly pig-voice, unrational feelings of entitlement, demanding, hooved, drives Super SUV agressively in situations that dont call for agressive behavior, watches oprah+Dr. phil+dr. oz+american idol, was "once" a high scool cheerleader, has "used up" look, is hateful and bitchy at all times, entire wardrobe advertises child/husbands high school...because that still matters, extensive moo-moo collection, fully stocked pizza purse, food in every orifice, carries twinkie reserve, allows dog/pet to deficate at will indoors and out with out clean-up. pushes "poly-stroller" of screaming terror offspring through all public places, refuses to reprimand or parent destructive hell spawn children, farts and burps remorselesly in public, cellulite cellulite cellulite, uses husband as wallet without providing adequate compensation visually/emotionaly. and many more

hey dude i got stuck at work because this shaved ape would not stop bitching and whining about our return policy!

this shaved ape let her swine children run loose and destroy my store!

by rent-a-pig April 21, 2011

Shanelle

Shanelle's are kind gernerous gorgeous girls. Every Guy wants to be with her and even know everyone falls for her she only wants one person usually she likes a guy with short brown hair and usually he's shorter than her. She likes loyal funny kind guys, ones that will text her Good Morning and Good Night and ask about her problems, She likes to vent and she wants a Boyfriend who can listen. She's not a player and wants a long relationship she probably is in a relationship right now, and with the guy of her dreams that she has liked for 6 years. She doesn't take crap for anyone and she will defend herself no matter what. She knows some moves and can beat anyone up if they deserve it. Long stories short Shanelle's are awesome

Wow did you see that Shanelle over there!
I have got to get me a Shanelle

by LiveYourLife☺️ May 15, 2018

close shave

The situation, when you almost got in the any trouble, but the last moment you didn't. You got lucky.

Example:

" Phew, I almost fall in the water. That was a close shave!"

by sanijaswan November 3, 2013