sharkbite

When in a position where a polite person would act against his/her own self-interest, you remain assertive for personal gain.

"Hey man, I wasn't sure whether or not you wanted a sandwich so I just got the one."
"Here, I'll take this one. You go get yourself another sandwich."
"What the...?"
"Sharkbite, bitch!"

"Lets cut to the chase -- There are two types of people, sheep and sharks."

by Dypsymphuliac December 25, 2009

sharnicles

Poop pieces on a dick after anal sex.

Marv pulled out, he exhaled, he looked down, "Look at all these sharnicles!" he exclaimed. "Madam, please clean this rusty scupper with a toothy blowjob post-haste!"

by GoombabmooG January 13, 2013

sharnie sheila

This is a loving, caring lady who seems quiet, shy, and unapproachable but has a good heart . A person with a high level of honesty who has high goals nd standard and doesn't care abt the opinion of others. Always optimistic, deteremined and focused.

Being a real sharnie sheila has always been maya's dream

by Sharniesheila July 3, 2017

Shawnice

The coolest funniest smartest beautiful girl you will ever meet. Shawnice is absolutely gorgeous you will never want to stop looking at her. Shawnice is hilarious and will always make you smile even when your sad she will always be there to cheer you up. Your lucky if you ever get to be friends with a shawnice. She is so smart and will help you whenever you need it. Shawnice is very social and can be friends with just about anyone, but still gets a little shy sometimes. She has the sweetest voice ever like an angle.

Person one: I wish I could be friends with shawnice she’s so nice and pretty.
Person two: just go up to her! She’s super funny I’m sure you will get along with her nice. :)
Person three: yeah shawnice is awesome I love her!

by Starstarlolz8<3 November 23, 2022

sharkbite

While giving your partner anal, at the moment of ejaculation bite her shoulder to make things even tighter!

I cumed like the thunder when i gave the wife a sharkbite last night...

by Billy Milly August 10, 2005

sharkface

A face with shark-like features.

Look at that girls face, it has sharklife features, which maked her face a sharkface.

by Me November 20, 2004

sharkbite

Non-chalant absurdity with a dash of embarrassment.

A guy is walking down the street in the East Village. A dog is tied up to a pole, waiting for his owner inside a cafe. The dog jumps towards the man and bites his crotch. The man jumps back and continues walking, ignoring the three people walking behind him that just witnessed this absurd situation. Sharkbite!

by nattiesays September 13, 2010