shmookems

embarassing name to call someone(boyfriend/girlfriend); also can mean little and cute

your such a shmookems!

by k8 October 31, 2004

shmookums

Alternative term for "shnookums"

I love you shmookums!
You're my shmookums bear!
You're not a robot, you're my shmookums!

by shortyc April 3, 2008

Shmook

When you put a paper towel up your butholeand you can’t get it out

I think I have a shmook

by Ava Balster October 26, 2018

shmook

a gay as nigga name kevin

yo kev you shmook

by mjmmjhg September 8, 2019

Shamokin, PA

A centuries-old town in rural Pennsylvania that exploded in population during the immigrant boom of the late 1800's/early 1900s. Main industry until the late 20th Century was coal mining. It was renamed "Coal Township" in the late 20th Century to reflect the influence of the coal industry on it's local politics. It's rumored that the name "Shamokin" is an old Native American term meaning "welcome." It's further rumored that Shamokin was built on the site of a friendly Native American village. People from Shamokin have their own lingo and are usually hardcore.

Tom: "OMG Johnny just got his legs severed in a freak mining accident!"

Johnny: "I'm from Shamokin, PA. I'll walk it off."

by Emrak December 24, 2008

Shamooing

Verb: To Shamoo
To unintentionally move something with great force.

A.J. walked into class and knocked over like 4 desks. He be shamooing.

He be shamooing all over town.

by sarcasticjew January 25, 2011

shanook

to fuck upside down.

what i did with your mom last night. Shanooking All Night

by Fuckmaster February 6, 2008