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Sackle Football

A sport with the same rules as to two-hand touch football, except players use their own nut sacks to tackle opposing players, rather than using their hands. In order for a "sackle" to count, the "sackler" must touch the opposing player with full nut sack. This is most commonly done by jumping and wrapping one's legs around the opponent in order to pull the individual closer to one's sack.
"Hey, for Brosgiving we're all playing sackle football on the green!" - Chad
by J.Erickson December 30, 2019
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blowing spackle

aggressively violent diarrhea
The day old Chili Caused such a stomach ache I spent the whole night blowing spackle all over the toilet.
by marble_player December 4, 2010
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Shackles

When a friend is so deep in a relationship he is considered to be "locked up"
Cris: "Yo why wasn't John Michael invited?"
Nick: "Cause he's probably out with Emily again."
Michael: "That man is in shackles."
by ChickenFDC February 16, 2018
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Shackled

To be under the thumb or on a very short leash. A varient of being pussy whipped by your girlfriend.
Damo could not come out to play because his girlfriend had him shackled down tight
by DrainGus April 7, 2011
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shacked up

To be shacked up, is to be living together and sleeping together and not married.
Tony and Mary moved in together, they're shacked up.
by Craftylishus July 21, 2014
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shackelfuck

To bang someone like they have never been banged before. Or to bang a person for more than four hours without stopping.
Damn, I heard you shackelfucked that trick you met at the club lastnight.
by kevin beck March 17, 2008
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Poo Spackle

The result of when you do a poo and it rockets out of your ass, spackling poo all over the inside of the toilet bowl as if a poo bomb went off.
Dammit, Jeff, why'd you have to go and leave poo spackle all over the inside of my toilet? Now it's all dried to the sides and when I flush, it won't come off. Grab a brush and start scrubbing my toilet bowl clean, you fucker!!!!
by GreatMightyPoo73 December 11, 2011
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