sexercise

When the sex is a great physical workout you take care of two needs at the same time; getting laid and daily exercise

man that mia should teach a class on sexerciseshe totally gave me such a workoutI don't need to go to the gym and the sexwas awesome!

by mia.dancer February 11, 2017

Sexexcuse

An excuse for not wanting to have sex.

When I smelt her breath it killed my desire. So I had to come up with a sexexcuse to get the hell out of there.

by Marci Z. December 4, 2019

Sexercise

When one performs an exercise such as push ups, crunches, bicep curls, etc. mid-sexual intercourse.
Approved by Jeff Cavaliere from Athleanx.com

Aron: “Bro last night I started doing push ups on this chicks back fucking her doggystyle lmao.”
Oren: “Ah yes, Sexercise.”

by YTB - Yeah The Boys December 21, 2019

Sexercise

That kind of fucking that requires intense caloric burning and lots and lots of sweat. Can replace a typical gym cardio session if done correctly.

"My girl and I sexercise every day! It's good for our health and it keeps her happy!"

by vivsnake May 7, 2022

Sexercise

Getting your daily workout through a good pleasurable cardio pumping 45+ minutes of intercourse

I hate sweating. So the only excercise you'll ever catch me doing is my sexercises. I don't mind sweat with my sex. So I Sexercise at

the very least 4x a week.

by MamaBam July 27, 2022

Sexercise

workout through having sex

I would like to lose a few calories through a few rounds of sexercise.

by Mvela Golden October 17, 2022

Sewercide

When you drop your phone in the toilet

I just committed sewercide, I accidentally dropped my phone in the toilet

by Purpstar615 March 4, 2023