sement mixer

A shot of liquor made by combining the semen of 2 or more human males, and a splash of vodka. The semen is harvested immediately prior to serving.

"Bobby and I got really bored with traditional shots, so we jerked each other off and made some sement mixers."

by jFET January 19, 2014

manually express semen

To masturbate to completion. Jacking off to orgasm.

I went to donate some sperm and she handed me a cup and said "Please manually express semen into this cup.' I was like, "Speak English lady."
"Go jack your dick and come into this cup," she said.

by keifermail July 12, 2009

Semen Demon

A slut with an insatiable voracity for warm semen.

I spied a semen demon skulking around the dimly lit frat house furtively grabbing at cock.

by bloomy121147 December 24, 2009

soumendra

Soumendra means legend.he is greater than everyone.he has created this world.he is admired by many people.he never brags about himself

I am soumendra (I am a legend)

by Legend peas May 2, 2018

Semen Ospenis

Any gymgoer who is buff asf and takes roids

Semen Ospenis is big asf

by Bicep Bros co. September 6, 2019

San Francisco semen surprise

To jerk off, off the side of the golden gate bridge. Extra points if you hit Alcatraz.

Thala: where the hell were you?
Michael: giving big red the San Francisco semen surprise!!!!

by righteousconsumption October 20, 2014

feline flagellated segment of a fece female parent inseminator

A polite way of saying the phrase, "pussywhipped piece of shit motherfucker.

This blender is a real feline flagellated segment of a fece female parent inseminator -- the little fucker can't even make a stupid margarita and always reeks like burned wires!

by Telephony October 10, 2016