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Ripped him a second asshole

This is not solely applicable to blokes, females can also get a second asshole, so feminists eat your fucking hearts out. The phrase originated in the UK where it was usually “ripped him a second arsehole” but over time the spelling changed. The original meaning was to attack someone, usually unexpectedly, brutally and viciously so that they were completely overwhelmed and unable to defend themselves. It can also mean to criticise someone’s thoughts, ideas or lifestyle either with or without cause or justification. The usually accepted definition is that which is applied to the workplace where it means to reprimand someone so totally and effectively, that the person on th receiving end wishes they could crawl under the carpet and die. So if you have ripped him/her a second asshole you have delivered a rebuke of epic proportions.
That WOFS Malcolm has fucked up once too often so the boss called him in and ripped him a second asshole. He practically crawled out afterwards looking like he’d pissed himself and cleared his desk.
by AKACroatalin December 6, 2016
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second halloween

Down with valentine's day! It is now second Halloween or Halloween 2.0
Let's have a second Halloween instead of valentine's day!
by wickedkitty23 February 5, 2017
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Kim seon-ho

I cannot believe this man is 34 like how are you that fine fuck
Kim seon-ho is a whole ass snacc
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second male lead syndrome

Second male lead syndrome is when you like the Second Male Lead more than the Male Lead.
The Heirs - You like Choi Yound Do more than Kim Tan. You got second male lead syndrome.

" OMG ! I feel so bad for the second male lead! #secondmaleleadsyndrome "
by glow_z February 23, 2014
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Second Pussy

A second, tighter pussy within a pussy, otherwise known as the fornix of the vagina, including the A-spot and the posterior fornix. These are highly sensitive erogenous zones that can lead to a powerful female orgasm. During sexual intercourse in the missionary position, the tip of the penis reaches the a-spot, while in the rear-entry position it reaches the posterior fornix. Disclaimer: Not all women will have a fuckable second pussy as it may be too small.
guy 1: I was balls deep and I think I went in her cervix, it felt tighter and she went nuts!

guy 2: the cervix doesn't work like that. you fucked the second pussy.
by yam February 5, 2020
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seconds per frame

seconds per frame (spf) is used when talking about the performance of a potato in gaming
Tom: Damn, Cold War is running amazing on my new PC, 60 fps at 4K!
Dan: Woah, that's amazing, my potato is doing 60 seconds per frame.
by dragonbgn January 21, 2021
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Seong Gi-Hun

AKA Player 456; He is the protagonist of the hit 2021 Netflix Series Squid Game and a really good father.
"Did Seong Gi-Hun really just abandon his daughter again at the end of Squid Game?"
"Yeah... What a great father!"
by cringe terminator October 9, 2021
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