seranatard

A person who thinks serana is the best follower in Skyrim

Caleb I get your a seranatard, now shut up!

by The word forger November 30, 2022

The Disrespectful Servant

TDS was defined this could also be the disrespectful soldier. Imagine you have that unconditional love you are looking for. You love everyone without the condition they love you back. Imagine it was your destiny to be martyred for everyone by crucifixion. You carried out your destiny to the point of being hung on a cross and you are suffering the worst torture you can imagine. Your faith is strong and you cry out to God: "Father, into Your Hands, I commit My Spirit." A soldier is coming to end your suffering with the spear of destiny. The soldier says: "At first, I figured if you could last three days on the cross I would be satisfied. Then after watching you suffer a week it got easier to watch. So I moved it to a month and told myself I would be satisfied. Then Watching you suffer got easier and less satisfying. I started checking on you less frequently. I still cannot believe you are godlike even though you have hung there for over two decades."

Disrespectful people will never be satisfied because they believe Respect must be earned. Nothing you ever do will be enough to earn the respect of a disrespectful person.

This is a reoccurring dream I have had for the last 22 years. I have been both the soldier and Jesus in this dream. 90% of the time I was the soldier and shoved the spear through the second rib from the bottom and broke the spearhead off.

A trustworthy soldier is never The Disrespectful Servant.

The disrespectful servant is the cause of God's children's longsuffering.

by Spiritual-Master March 20, 2022

servan

The name of a warrior ! A brave fighter who fights against his biggest challenges.

I want to be a servan

I am a servan !

by Shervan September 16, 2017

seitan

Also known as wheat meat or faux beef, seitan is prepared wheat gluten. It has a meaty, chewy texture, and thus is often used as a substitute for chicken or beef in vegetarian dishes.

Seitan is a fat-free, cholesterol-free, animal-free source of protein, and is available in most natural food stores and some of the better supermarkets.

you haven't lived until you've tried the barbecue seitan wings at horizon's cafe.

by jaybie September 4, 2004

sentance

when you mess up such an easy fucking word, sentence.
sure, we all have our moments of being an idiot, and we all make this mistake, but its such a simple one that will cost you EVERYTHING.

"I Finished the sentance"

Dude, you messed up spelling sentence.

by Moved Mender May 31, 2022

Serrano

Serrano™ was cultivated from a subspecis human called vagos in the 21st century during the holy liver wars. Serrano is thought to be omnipotent, omnipresence and having the powers of the all-seeing gods. Many have sought afters Serrano's girth and size but all have come short handed. During the great collapse of the spivey family all recorded data of serrano before the year 2001 b.c (before Carafano) was erased in a great blaze. Little has been known about serrano except that he requires mass amounts of energy close to 10,000 calories a day for basic functions. Serrano has also been rumored to have a greater mass than VY Canis Majoris.

Serrano is used in terms of great size.

Bro, his dick looks bigger than serrano today.

by Cult of Serrano September 30, 2018

customer servant

n. This is a person who provides a type of customer service to another person in some sort of technical or data-interpretation role. Most commonly these people are found in various types of call centers and have fancy titles other than 'customer servant'.

At our location we have various forms of customer servants:

Relationship Manager, Proactive Service Manager, Proactive Sales, Help Desk and others.

by Chariot Sideswipe June 29, 2007