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Beef strokinoff

To stroke ones beef with a fearsome hunger.
Beef strokinoff as used in a typical dialogue between an adolescent boy and his clueless mother. Mom- "Tommy can you come join the family for dinner?" Tommy-"I'd rather not mommy I'm having quite a delightful feast of beefstrokinoff at the moment "
by Chrisbycreme25 October 1, 2015
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Serkis

(n) - (1) - a common word used to insult someone's lack of ability in a certain game (such as Smash Brothers) (2) - a "noob" (3) - also used for people who are excessively ugly (4) - but usually used for people who are huge smelly noobs
Oh that Joseph is such a Serkis!
by tavit July 14, 2005
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Stroking the salami

"Caught him stroking the salami last night"
by Zaks June 11, 2007
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Strokin' a Yakker

When virtual (via chat or email) flirtacious interpersonal interaction occurs between two strangers or common 'virtual' friends and, while one of the participants assumes that the other person is good looking, the assumed-to-be good looking person is, in fact, below the other participants expectations.

In short, defines the action of flirting with an ugly person when in fact the person flirting thinks the ugly person is either hot or smokin' hot.
Tom: Dude, did you see how I was flirting with Kate's friend Kim on the email chain this morning? I was on point.
Ted: Dude, do you even know what Kim looks like?
Tom: Nah, man. Is she hot?
Ted: Negative. You've been strokin' a yakker.
by esuohe November 22, 2006
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sucker strokin

Feeling sorry for yourself, wishing you could be somewhere you can't. Especially when someone is incarcerated and missing life on the outside.
Tyrone told Ed, "Man dude, I noticed you've been thinking about your girl all day, stop sucker strokin."
by Suzytdogg July 18, 2006
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stroking it

by Jesse March 17, 2007
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Stroking the sausage

Masturbatory term.

See also:
slapping the meat
whacking the mole
petting the weasel
spanking the monkey
flogging the dolphin
tickling the pickle
shizzling the nizzle
playing the skin flute
cream-filling the donut
by Dean March 25, 2005
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