Semen Ospenis

Any gymgoer who is buff asf and takes roids

Semen Ospenis is big asf

by Bicep Bros co. September 6, 2019

San Francisco semen surprise

To jerk off, off the side of the golden gate bridge. Extra points if you hit Alcatraz.

Thala: where the hell were you?
Michael: giving big red the San Francisco semen surprise!!!!

by righteousconsumption October 20, 2014

semen cape

When one ejaculates on a girls upper back and lets it run down to her ass.

I was fucking my girlfriend doggy style when I pulled out and blasted copious amounts of my seed on her back.. The bitch looked like Super Girl but with a semen cape.

by cumpilation December 21, 2008

Semen Pipe

A dick. This word was made by Ben Allen

You are a semen pipe

by Brn July 4, 2015

semen bazooka

when you shoot a load into a girls mouth or cunt like a bazooka, with massive force.

I swear it was a semen bazooka. She never knew what hit her.

by sparky wahlberg June 9, 2007

Semen String

A string of semen you pull out of your penis when finished ejaculating.
Caused by dehydration.

After having a wank, John was startled when he pulled out a long semen string the length of his arm.
John was worried he might have an STD but in reality he just needs to drink more water.

by mycrowsoft August 26, 2013

semen tree

Another name for the Bradford Pear, and ornamental pear tree. Characterized by greenish-white flowers which smell like a cross between old semen, dirty vagina, and rotting fried shrimp. Common throughout the South, these trees are pleasantly located near eateries and other fine establishments.

Oh darn, there goes my appetite, for the semen trees in front of the South Campus Dining Hall are in bloom.

by tomatoboy April 7, 2005