Seed Present

A present given by a woman upon her impregnation; a condition precedent to receiving a 'push present' upon giving birth.

My wife got me an Audi A5 as a seed present when she found out she was pregnant

by Master of my Domain November 24, 2017

deep-seeded

An incorrect expression for "firmly established" or "deeply ingrained."

Seeded is a synonym for "impregnated." Therefore, deep-seeded means "deeply impregnated."

Marcus was deep-seeded by a well-hung fellow named Bubba in the prison shower.

by WarOnPoorGrammar May 4, 2013

seed dish

Seed Dish
/sēd/ /diSH/

noun: seed dish
plural noun: seed dishes

A seed dish is an item that has been used in the preparation, serving, or eating of a meal that has been left in an untidy state. A seed dish is sufficient in size, auspicious enough in placement and/or part of a large enough collection of dishes to spawn the spontaneous build-up of additional dishes. Dishes placed on or around a seed dish are no longer considered seed dishes.

The person or persons contributing the seed dishes are thus largely responsible for the resulting clutter and disorder caused by the seed dishes. Intense feelings of indolence have been known to cause denial (or actual memory loss in more extreme cases) of any culpability regarding seed dish(es).

Someone left a seed dish on the counter and a giant mess was there the next day

by mynoduespasdeenohw December 16, 2013

sally the seed sower

the art of a female pursuing a male interest through a mannerism of subtlety "planting the seeds" thereby attaining the affection of the desired male.

this happens when the the role of 'gary groundwork' is reversed.

Mary spent the entire night trying to impress John and although to begin with John was distant, her persistence drew him towards her as he soon fell into her trap.
Mary put her sally the seed sower skills to the test and was rewarded.

groundwork
gary groundwork

by b_evans2.0 March 19, 2013

Donut Seeds

Cheerios. They look like tiny donuts to stupid people.

Your mom is so stupid, she thought Cheerios were donut seeds.

by Chubby16 May 17, 2006

my seed

Pretty much like saying "My son" just a more vulgar way.

Ayeeeee. My seed, how's it going fam?

by Yo Daddy nigga June 17, 2017

Man Seed

Male seamen or sperm.

Cover your eyes baby ! Im about to uncork and cover your belly with man seed !

by Tim McQuaig December 10, 2006