i had sex with an omlette in the middle of a mall while making eye contact with a security guard before being escorted out

you screwed up bigtime. fr on god.

person 1: i had sex with an omlette in the middle of a mall while making eye contact with a security guard before being escorted out
person 2: you fucking what??? you goin to jail cuhhhhhhhhh

by some random ahh mothafucka idk June 6, 2022

security hole

Microsoft's most prominent problem.

Microsoft has more security holes than a block of swiss cheese has normal holes.

by The Dork Cheese December 13, 2004

ball security

1. The act of ball protection in any sport, ie. held tightly so cannot be knocked loose in football, handled, dribbled and passed so can't be stolen in basketball, held tightly in hand or glove in baseball - or protection of ball in any other applicable sport as originally specified on Fitz and Brooks afternoon sportstalk radio.

2. In non sports modes it's protection against damage due to impacts from feet, knuckles, whips, chains, canes, sticks, stones, elbows, sharp objects or other threatening things when aforementioned balls are hanging unprotected between the legs!

1. O'Sullivan of the Forty Niners needs to practice and be more expert in ball security.

2. Most MLB ballplayers wear a cup to enhance ball security.

by jim christ March 22, 2009

security round

The round fired into the head to insure that a mark is truly dead.

I didn't need to fire a security round because I double-tapped Osama in the forehead.

by Charlie Golf April 26, 2004

Security[piss]

To empty ones bladder when there may not be another chance for some time

Nora: Lets go to the next pub
Ced: It's a long way, I'd better go for a securitypiss

by Baldric January 26, 2009

social security

A pretty bad deal, expect less than a 1% return on your 12.4% payroll tax. Also, reduces the ability and incentive to save for retirement. Involves no creation of wealth, and the Supreme Court ruled that you have no right to social security funds, thus your benefits are highly politized. Maybe its time to start thinking about taking care of ourselves...

we would all be better off without this intergenerational redistribution of wealth

by youknow2 May 9, 2005

homeland security

1) A strategic move on the part of the United States Government made to take away the rights guaranteed by the US Constitution and the Bill of Rights, and brought about by the 9-11 terrorist act, and the first step toward globalization of the planet resulting in the new world order, and a perpetual state of martial law in the new millennium.

see also- fucked, conspiracy, GW Bush, forced labor

by jrh5356 April 15, 2005