Secretary

Secretary, also known as Secret-ary. A female employed to sharpen pencils but is not very good at keeping Secrets around the office.

Fat Sharon: Hey - I heard that you blew the boss at the christmas party... Is that true?

Secretary: Yeah I did!

by BeanwebOz June 25, 2008

secretary

one who works in an office/school who gets all the dirty work dumped on him/her. usually female, in 50s most boring , worst job complete opposite of anyone's real ambition probably worse than janitor cause you have to deal with snot nosed kids like the ones from my school

Student: Mr.Smith(teacher), somebody beat me up (tracks blood down hall)
Mr.Smith: Oh, go to Barbara (school secretary)
Barbara: go to your teacher
Student: But he told me to go to you!

by Mimono December 2, 2010

Secretary of Offense

Position that would replace Secretary of Defense were Jesse Ventura to be President.

Jesse Ventura: I'm not going to have no wimpy Secretary of Defense. *I'm* going to have a Secretary of Offense, in the Department of Kicking Butt.

by rustyshackleford January 4, 2008

secretary booth

What old men from Mexico call the desk a secretary sits behind.

Honey, what's the name of that girl that sits in Dr. Valdez' secretary booth?

by pimp juice from family feud March 26, 2010

Secretary

That work position that bosses get sued for having sex with.

"What's that work position that bosses get sued for having sex with?"

"the secretary"

by grench victe October 20, 2012

Secretary of Pleasury

A milf secretary who is a total whore and fucks with her boss. 9 out of ten times the boss is married, and she might have a family of her own too.

On break, i went to hand some papers over to the secretary, and walked out with my dick wet, courtesy of the Secretary of Pleasury

by mickeyd23 March 6, 2011

Secretary

The longest word one can type on a keyboard using only the left hand.

Try it!

Use your left hand only, and type
S E C R E T A R Y

by Shambler September 2, 2004