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Naval Base Secondary School 

School who spends more money on artificial grass rather than fixing the broken fans that looks like its about to fall. Some teachers are honestly amazing. School filled with matrep thinking they own the world but no one takes them seriously
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Loyola Secondary School

Loyola is a School Located in Oakville full of White people that consist of Hockey boys and White boys that think their from the hood, but in reality they all live in a million dollar houses. There’s also they weird white girls that think their the top shit . Everyone hotboxs the bathrooms with their stlhs and puff bars and make the bathrooms smell like blue razz .
Jack : Did you hear what happend at Loyola Secondary School Oakville?
Nick: Yea some kid got caught with their stlh

Greenridge secondary school 

If you can personify poor financial decisions as a school , welcome to greenridge . So poor in fact , they bought a "interactive television" at the side of the general office whom anyone's business to go there is to kena cane or get class key , they even bought plastic covers for the new tables which they thought students would be unable to vandalize the tables , only for those covers to turn into frisbees during breaks in between classes , and have dicks and gay love letters drawn inside out of the table . After all that spending the most they did with the remaining money was give 1 or 2 new equipments to CCA's where 90% of the equipments are so old and broken can definitely be considered hazardous. Not to mention this school has everything you need , stay back daily , geh kiam discipline masters and an unhealthy number of teachers who would give you detention like they're fortune slips. Teachers there are hardly doing their job but to vent and rant their feelings outwards to their students in forms of copying textbook 100 times , "my class only ends when I end the class" or hand them the "go to detention after school" Card . They also urge student leaders to run their CCA so they can lepak drink teh tahrik at the canteen then stroll back to the CCA rooms after admiring the budget scenery .
"From each his best" : Greenridge secondary school is all about retest

Edgefield Secondary School

A school where ... almost all the xmms here are rasetsu in disguise, Supreme Leader Lee Peck Ping spends all the school budget on his weight therapy.
"Yo dude my new gf js from Edgefield secondary school!"
"Dude! That ain't ur girl! Thats a rasetsu after your soul!"
~P cb

chung cheng high yishun secondary school

the top school of yishun but all the tiktok xmms and yps still exist

school too china until lower sec got DIZIGUI LESSON THAT NOBODY GIVES A SHIT
you think this school everyone chinese all A1 but 75% of students chinese cmi
Friend 1 : I heard chung cheng high yishun secondary school is the best school in yishun!
Friend 2: Sorry my psle score below 240, cmi

Emily Carr Secondary School 

A high school in Woodbridge, Ontario full of italians, rich bitches and snakes. The school is filled with dumbass teachers and is a ground breeding of sluts and crackheads. The kids there like to start shit with other schools, spend their lunch hour at the plaza, scrap each other, smoke kush, get drunk and go to jams at night clubs. Half of the school has either a Blackberry or an iPhone.
guy 1: yoooo, lets reach emily carr secondary school
guy 2: naah bro, lets reach the plaza

Pei Hwa Secondary School 

PHSS is very low budgeted school which cannot even afford anything for the students
All the sec 2s always preying on the sec 1s girl
The seniors are hot
Why tf would they build a lift in the ish and not for the other places
Mr Lee act so tough and think he scary
Ms Khanu forever
Person : So what school you going?
Person 2 : Pei Hwa Secondary School, why?
Person : Wah gg, that school no budget one