September 1st

National kiss Vilma day.

“Omg its September 1st, you know what that means right?”

“Yeah we have to go kiss Vilma”

by Notvilma September 1, 2022

September 1st

"National" 3D Glasses Day
On September 1, 2022, I wore a brand new pair of paper 3D glasses to school. Everyone would look at me and laugh. I shrugged it off and continued walking tall with the quirky accessory for the entire school day. Don't let those bullies push you around on what you can and cannot wear, embrace your inner weirdness on this day.

I don't recommend wearing 3D for too long, I got a MAJOR headache afterwards.

Person A: What's with the funny glasses?
Me: Don't you know it's September 1st?

by ObsessionWith3D July 26, 2024

September 1st, 1989

The starting line in "Heathers: The Musical".

Veronica: September 1st, 1989: Dear diary...

by nickithetankengine April 1, 2024

September 1st

Birthday of only the spawn of satan. Anyone who is born on this day deserves to have a fucking lightsaber shoved up their rectum

“I’m born on September 1st!”

“jump off a bloody bridge”

by gingerninja68+1 April 26, 2024

1st September

the birthday of my beloved, the prettiest person I've ever seen<33
happy birthday my dear, I love you, I hope your day is going well and you're having much fun!!! <33
also pls don't forget that I'll always be on your side.
you're actually the only person I really love with my whole heart. I'm so lucky to have you in my life. I love you, I really do <33 I'm so proud of you, you're doing great! good job, my dear.

happy birthday again, my love.

xx:WHAT'S ON 1ST SEPTEMBER??

me: THE BIRTHDAY OF THE BEST PERSON IJ THE WHOLE WORLD!!
xx: YES! HAPPY BIRTHDAY A
me: YEEYE :D

by Liam lol? September 1, 2021

September the 1st

the best day of the year because a certain irwin was born

Iris: its September the 1st!
Tom: you mean the best day of the year!

by anonymous April 17, 2023