Seamus Doherty

An absolute unit from Nobber and just an all round madman

Townies: look its Seamus Doherty run

by Big baldy nigerian November 2, 2018

Doing A Seamus

Doing a seamus means being as sarcastic as you possibly can!

Wow, you're doing a seamus right now

by Kasper Doors March 13, 2015

seamus murphy

Seamus Murphy a Spanish cunt that claims he is actually Irish, but he is lying. Loves soccer, actually isn't that bad. But still to shit to play for a national country. A Seamus can be given commands, like a program but be careful because if you give to many commands at once he will tell you to get Fucked. A Seamus Murphy can be a good friend although his Spanish background will piss you off and also eventually, you may want to kill him but you wont. OR WILL YOU. A Seamus can be a nice reliable friend who's greatest enemy is Naruto and people that say soccer is shit. A Seamus is cool fun but also a dick .
He is really shit at physics and thinks he can do french but he is really shit. Tells everyone that he is good at math but that is bull shit. If you come across a Seamus Murphy in the wild BEWARE they are bullshit artists and can be a pain in the ass unless trained well.
Remember a Seamus Murphy is...
- A good Friend
- Really shit at Physics, Math Physics and any form of engineering.
- Can sometimes be a really annoying dick.
- Is Spanish but tells people he is Irish. (Remember Spanish people are some time big dicks and steal shit)

- ARE A PAIN IN THE ASS

A Seamus Murphy is a big Spanish Cunt.

by BYRNZZzY June 26, 2014

Seamus McBone

A Goodly Fellow of the Yucaipa persuasion

Seamus, get your damn eyes off her boobs...

by Francisco Torres June 11, 2003

Seamus o Donnell

Fat wanker

Seamus o Donnell is a fat wanker

by Thefakedurco November 23, 2021

seamus davey fitzpatrick

Look this kid up dead ass you will shit yourself.

Joe: hey have you heard of Seamus davey Fitzpatrick?
Jim: no, why?
Joe: because he is awesome as peanut butter on titties.

by It's me dumb shits. May 12, 2014

Seamus-ing

The act of storing additional luggage or gifts when traveling by automobile, particularly during the holidays, by strapping baggage to the roof of a car. (In the same manner Mitt Romney infamously transported his family dog, Seamus.)

We had so many presents we had to go seamus-ing after visiting Grandma.

Because we were seamus-ing, we could fit all the cousins AND the dog in one van for our trip to Myrtle Beach.

by StonesFan December 27, 2012