Sea Monkey

White douchebags on spring break. So called due to them resembling mindless seamonkeys while floating in the hotel pool drinking the cheapest, nastiest drinks. Can't afford to drink anywhere else because they dropped out of high school.and are stuck in shit jobs. Claim to be from New York despite living in Jersey. Generally are fucking shit for brain retards.

Frat boy from a fourth tier university with little career prospects. "Whoa look at that pool full of sea monkeys"

by Shion D March 17, 2008

seamonkeys

Little particles that remain in the toilet after flushing a nasty dump.

Joey must have dropped the kids off at the pool because when I went in the bathroom I had to flush the seamonkeys before I sat down.

by Sean Re December 20, 2004

smonkey

A smart white person. Can be male or female.

Sarah thinks she's all smonkey because she's in grad school.

by captain retardo October 18, 2006

SeaDonkey

A girl that is extremely ugly

"Hey did you see that girl Courtney that married Jeff?"

"Yea that bitch is a total SeaDonkey"

by PePae December 9, 2008

smonkey

Someone who is sweet. (from Sweet MONKEY)

I love you, Smonkey.

by Nathan K. Claus November 2, 2006

Seamonk

A really really cool person commonly known for everything to be known for.

"lol, nice seamonk"
"Seamonk is so cool"

by goat mcgoats April 17, 2007

sea monkey stew

Janets home cookin made of various sea monkeys, and her "special" sauce.

MMmmmm, that seamonky stew sure tasted mighty fine down my gullet!

by Stephanie December 6, 2004