scrumpty

A word used mostly in the South-West England to describe someone who is a Numpty (a bit dopey/silly), but also very attractive and loveable.

i.e. Scrumptious + Numpty = Scrumpty.

The word also sounds very much like an English South West type of cider: Scrumpy.

After trying to impress Joan, Paul managed to make a bit of a fool of himself.

Joan to a friend: "Ah, he might be a bit dopey, but he's definitely gorgeous."
Friend: "A Scrumpty then."
Joan: "Yeah."

by Martha Bean November 10, 2008

scrumpton end

The very last draw of a joint.

Originated in Lisburn, Northern Ireland, used across the UK and R.O.I.

Q:"Here do you want the scrumpton end"
A:"No, go on ahead yourself" (looking at it in disgust).

by Ghostinthescott October 6, 2008

ghostwrite the 'script

Ghostwriting a scientific manuscript (e.g., one to be published in a major medical journal). A play on the phrase "ghostride the whip" popularized by hip hop culture from the San Francisco Bay Area.

Executive from big pharma: "How can we present the data from our new drug study in a credible, impartial light?"
Ghostwriter: "I'll ghostwrite the 'script, negotiate with a highly regarded physician for authorship, and submit it to the New England Journal of Medicine."

by madbay November 18, 2009

Flipped the Script

For someone to be completely cool one minute then do a 180 and "flip the script" and go absolutely crazy on you.

When I told her I was going out tonight she flipped the script and cursed me out!

by FoxRox January 19, 2015

Bee Movie Script

The bee movie script starts like this:

According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Ooh, black and yellow! Let's shake it up a little. Barry! Breakfast is ready! Ooming! Hang on a second. Hello? - Barry? - Adam? - Oan you believe this is happening? - I can't. I'll pick you up. Looking sharp. Use the stairs. Your father paid good money for those. Sorry. I'm excited. Here's the graduate. We're very proud of you, son. A perfect report card, all B's. Very proud. Ma! I got a thing going here. - You got lint on your fuzz. - Ow! That's me! - Wave to us! We'll be in row 118,000. - Bye! Barry, I told you, stop flying in the house! - Hey, Adam. - Hey, Barry. - Is that fuzz gel? - A little. Special day, graduation. Never thought I'd make it. Three days grade school, three days high school. Those were awkward. Three days college. I'm glad I took a day and hitchhiked around the hive. You did come back different. - Hi, Barry. - Artie, growing a mustache? Looks good. - Hear about Frankie? - Yeah. - You going to the funeral? - No, I'm not going. Everybody knows, sting someone, you die. Don't waste it on a squirrel. Such a hothead. I guess he could have just gotten out of the way. I love this incorporating an amusement park into our day.

guy: Hey man what are you reading
me: The bee movie script

by peggy_the_chink September 24, 2019

scriptkiddie

Someone who hacks using someone elses tools, with little or no knowledge on how they work.

"Scriptkiddie: ROFLROFL I HAKED A CH4T T0DAY USING MY WPE HAK TOOL
DownSyndrom3: Stfu, scriptkiddie."

by DownSyndrom3 April 28, 2006

The Script

The Script is an Irish Pop Rock band formed in 2001, the members are called Danny O'Donoghue, Mark Sheehan and Glen Power. Danny is the frontman and plays the keyboard, but can also play piano, guitar and drums believe it or not. Mark plays the guitar. Glen plays the drums but can also play guitar. Before The Script there were an Irish band called MyTown who Danny and Mark were in, they released a hit 'Party All Night'. You may know The Man Who Can't Be Moved, Breakeven, For the First Time and Hall of Fame, which are all hits from The Script. Danny has been a judge on The Voice for two series and has won the second series with Andrea Begley! The Script don't just sing songs, they also write them, like If You Could See Me Now is about Danny's dad (Shay O'Donoghue) who passed away on valentines day years ago and Mark Sheehans both mum and dad who passed away. Now here's for some useless information! Danny is 6'4 and has size 11 feet, his favorite drink is Guinness, he has a tattoo with 3 dots behind his ear for #3 album, his rose tattoo is a charm for his dad and his prescription for glasses is 2.5! I don't know as much about Mark and Glen cos I'm not married to them but Marks favorite drink is red wine, he has 3 dots on his hand for #3 album, he has his own 'TV show' called 'The Mouth' and swears a lot! I don't know where Glens tattoo is but I know he has an angel on his arm, he has called up a random fan a couple of times and once he got Mark to cut his hair!

person: hey have you heard the new song by the script

Me: yeah! I brought their new album the other day

by Lizzie O'Donoghue July 19, 2013