scrumping

The art of getting from A to B purely by means of running through people's property, turning over as much lawn furniture and stealing as many pegs as possible along the way. Est. 2009 in NZ.

I was almost caught scrumping by Mrs Atkinson.

by jimmya October 18, 2012

scrump

simply to have sex.

let's go scrump!

by hellokitty_cupcake62 November 8, 2009

Scrump

To take without permission. A fine afternoon activity when as a lad one goes looking for apples, conkers, pears ( either fruit or those located on chests) etc..

Hey, let's go scrumping!

by Dick Splash August 17, 2003

scrumping

The most rapid of all humping, closely related to porn star fucking.

We was scrumping last night so hard I ran a tear in my shit.

by Nickthehung November 7, 2005

Scrump

To get your drunk pork on in the econo lodge,dorm rooms or other skeet stained surfaces.

"that snaggler done SCRUMPED that blue-eyeshadowed ho who was wearing a metalica sweatshirt"

by Mister Phillips January 11, 2006

scrumping

the act which blends 'scratching' and 'humping' which is a sexuallly based activity. it can involve 2 or more people and is normally seen as a pleasurable activity. however it must be done in the right manner, scratching too hard can result in unpleasant injuries to the scrotum or other areas, but too soft can make it an awkward encounter of rubbing and meriment.

' i wa scrumping this girl so hard my nail broke'

by joshco95 November 12, 2013

scrumping

Scrumping means stealing you clowns.

'Me and me mates, we used to go scrumping for cars'

by Michelle McManus May 12, 2004