the screwicorn

When a dyke puts her strap-on dildo on her forehead and proceeds to go at her partner like a crazed unicorn.

April really enjoyed receiving the screwicorn from Jess last night!

by womanizer April 12, 2004

screwpidity

The distinct lack of sexual knowledge or prowess.

Having spent his youth playing Dungeons and Dragons instead of doing chicks, Johnny now suffers from screwpidity.

by iantheman October 3, 2007

loose screw

crazy; silly; mad; lunatic; loony; insane

"She's a little loose screw for talking like that to us."

by Pawnstar December 18, 2012

screwdriver

Alcoholic beverage made by mixing vodka and orange juice that should never, ever be made with Sunny Delight.

"Man this Sunny-D screwdriver tastes like shit!"

by lalala October 1, 2003

Jackpot screw

Someone who marries a rich heir/ess by getting her/self pregnant.

Nelly changed his life thanks to a timely jackpot screw, now she's the proud wife of millionaire.

by Francisco Sp April 1, 2007

Cordless Screwdriver

Shot of Vodka with a orange wedge

Susie should stick to beer. She drank so many Cordless Screwdrivers that she is hitting on the Tusker over by the pool table.

by Gearls December 20, 2008

Full Screw

Nickname for the British Army rank of corporal (not to be confused with lance corporal).

Full screw, man. Got it last week!

by antrobed October 30, 2010