sonic screwdriver

fucking ace tool used by doctor who, it is used for finding secret panels,opening doors,controlling electronic equipment. useful in a crisis

me: Doctor were trapped
DOCTOR:dont worry stan i'll use my sonic screwdriver
me: eurgh you dirty bastard
DOCTOR:no the other one
me: oh sorry good idea

by stoneth July 3, 2005

downriver screwdriver

its a cheap ass drink made in downriver Michigan that involves Five o'Clock Vodka mixed with Faygo Orange pop witch for A half gallon and 4 liters runs you about 15 bucks it was invented by Jason Rhodes and Tiff also the name for it came from Anthony Lupro and Thomas Massengill faygo is also a cheap pop on made in Detroit

Tom-Man i want to get drunk but i aint got no cash
Anthony-shit man lets take back some bottles
Tom- But Theres Only Acouple Bucks there
Anthony- we'll make some Downriver Screwdrivers
Tom- Chea

by Anthony Lupro and Tom Massengill November 20, 2006

screwy

Person who acts in a strange or crazy manner, who would often have social problems that may lead to social isolation. A person who does not act in accordance with what is considered normal, a weirdo.

John is a very screwy guy, he hardly ever leaves the house.

by ar-gee August 30, 2006

birmingham screwdriver

A hammer. Usually used on delicate devices when a real screwdriver would be better. Refers to the habit of a Birmingham inhabitant (i.e. simpleton to take a rather simplitic view of maintenance. Similar to percussive maintenance.

If it don't work - hit it.
If it still don't work, use a bigger hammer.

Ay, Jimmeh, pass uz tha' Birmingham Screwdriver - oi can't geh this new graphics card in this bastard compu'er wivaht a slight modifahcation

whack There, snug as yo' mum

by Bigger Boy January 21, 2006

screwdriver

A very useful tool used to tighten and loosen screws, comes in many different types.

I used the small phillips screwdriver to tighten the screws on my eyeglasses

by Alaskan July 23, 2006

Astronaut Screwdriver

A cocktail made with Tang and Vodka.

by JonathanChance September 24, 2003

screwy

A word to describe something crappy, something that is bad, something that sucks

sorry for the static, my phone is screwy

by jdrox May 31, 2006