Chad : What happened to your face?
Mike : That guy gave me a scottish greeting.
Chad : Yeah I hate does
Mike : That guy gave me a scottish greeting.
Chad : Yeah I hate does
by Jonpol January 3, 2020
Get the A Scottish Greeting mug.1. The scottish language ; A form of Gaelic, closely related to Irish and Manx, part of the Goidelic or Q-Celtic sub family of the Celtic language grouping.
Not to be confused with 'Scots', 'Lowland Scots', 'Lallans' or 'Doric' which is a language/dialects of a language of Anglo-Saxon origin, formerly referred to by its speakers as Inglis/Ynglis, which assumed the title 'Scots' around the 15th century.
2. Ethnically Scottish - being those who speak the aforementioned Scottish language; Gaels or 'Gaidheil' in their own language.
3. Of or belonging to Scotland.
Not to be confused with 'Scots', 'Lowland Scots', 'Lallans' or 'Doric' which is a language/dialects of a language of Anglo-Saxon origin, formerly referred to by its speakers as Inglis/Ynglis, which assumed the title 'Scots' around the 15th century.
2. Ethnically Scottish - being those who speak the aforementioned Scottish language; Gaels or 'Gaidheil' in their own language.
3. Of or belonging to Scotland.
'Canan na h-alba' - the language scotland,
'an canan Albannach' - the language of Scots,
'Canan nan Gaidheil' - the language of Gaels,
'Albannach' - Scottish.
'an canan Albannach' - the language of Scots,
'Canan nan Gaidheil' - the language of Gaels,
'Albannach' - Scottish.
by siarach July 20, 2008
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A scottish handshake is a headbutt, derived from the steriotype of Scots being extreamly violent and would hedbutt you as a greeting.
James called Angus' wife a man, so Angus said "Stitch this!" and scottish handshaked him on the nose.
by Nicolas O'Brien September 3, 2006
Get the scottish handshake mug.a place where the elderly live out the rest of their lives and any young people who don't move away that are under the age of 30 have no future.
by Danny732 June 28, 2014
Get the scottish borders mug.Occurs when a man has sex after an extended period of abstinence, usually several decades, which causes an abnormally large build-up of sperm. This long dry spell and accumulation of semen causes the sex itself to last for around three seconds, similar in duration to a bottle rocket. Following the ejaculation, a distant popping noise can be heard if one listens carefully.
Ursula: Hey, Olga, didn't you say you were leaving to have sex with Billy?
Olga: I did, it was amazing.
Ursula: You were only gone for three seconds, how is that even possible?
Olga: He had a Scottish Bottle Rocket.
Olga: I did, it was amazing.
Ursula: You were only gone for three seconds, how is that even possible?
Olga: He had a Scottish Bottle Rocket.
by Funky Junk in my Trunk January 26, 2009
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The fun and delicous act of spreading a female's anus cheecks, and then blowing the male's load into the female's asshole. As the asshole being a substitute for a cup, the other female slurps out the cum from the anus, creating a Scottish Slurpee
The fun and delicous act of spreading a female's anus cheecks, and then blowing the male's load into the female's asshole. As the asshole being a substitute for a cup, the other female slurps out the cum from the anus, creating a Scottish Slurpee
by xCTRxCareyx April 24, 2010
Get the Scottish Slurpee mug.When a girl is either laying on her stomach or on all fours facing away from you, you take your thumb and place it in her tooter, then, you take your pointer and middle finger and stuff them in the gateway to her guts. You start to pinch your fingers and thumb together like a lobster. And there you have it!
Johnny took me out for seafood last night, and then he had a second helping of the Scottish Lobster when we got home.
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