A slang term for a males weenie/pee-pee. Can be substituted with words like junk, shaft, johnson, tally-whacker or schlong.
The history of the word can be traced back to Athens Drive High School student Taylor Carey.
Deriving from the Latin word of "Schwing" meaning "Great"
The history of the word can be traced back to Athens Drive High School student Taylor Carey.
Deriving from the Latin word of "Schwing" meaning "Great"
"Yo! Sarah just kicked a ball right into Mike's schwing schwong."
"What's wrong Tommy?"
"I just went to go take a leak and I got my schwing schwong caught in my zipper.""
"Ouch, I hate zipper malfunctions"
"Dude, what happend to John? Why's he on the ground?"
"Chris and I just pulled the pool table prank on him, and he got hit right in the schwing schwong"
*Fist Bump*
"Alright guys where do you want to go off to lunch?"
"Wait here comes Kevin, open the back door"
POW
"Yo, what just happened?"
"Matt opened the door right into Kevin's schwing schwong"
"What's wrong Tommy?"
"I just went to go take a leak and I got my schwing schwong caught in my zipper.""
"Ouch, I hate zipper malfunctions"
"Dude, what happend to John? Why's he on the ground?"
"Chris and I just pulled the pool table prank on him, and he got hit right in the schwing schwong"
*Fist Bump*
"Alright guys where do you want to go off to lunch?"
"Wait here comes Kevin, open the back door"
POW
"Yo, what just happened?"
"Matt opened the door right into Kevin's schwing schwong"
by SchwingSchwongByah December 24, 2010

Dude- Did you see Susan Palin on the tv last night? Total MILF, I'm voting for her.
Guy- I thought you were a Democrat?
Dude- I'm a part of the schwing vote.
Guy- I thought you were a Democrat?
Dude- I'm a part of the schwing vote.
by Mr. Spidersauce October 18, 2008

an erect penis.
by udo stanferd June 14, 2009

The occurance of an instant, spontaneous, and immidiate erection. Usually happens so quickly, one does not notice until one looks down or someone else points it out.
by SubculturalDude96 October 3, 2011

by discat2g September 20, 2004

John: "This is Adolph Hitler. I want you to wear my Schwing Schwong!"
Erik: "Don't you mean swastika"
John: "You know what I meant!"
Erik: "You're an idiot"
John: "I know"
Erik: "Don't you mean swastika"
John: "You know what I meant!"
Erik: "You're an idiot"
John: "I know"
by Erik Shakaki February 27, 2008

A group of highschool freshman who created a name for their group of friends. Whenever you see a hot chick, you yell out "SCHWING" and nod to your friends with a grin.
At lunch, members comment on the ass and/or tits of a certain girl.
At lunch, members comment on the ass and/or tits of a certain girl.
dan: jesus christ did you see that chick's tiats?!
kyle: aww yeah i would totally bang her in the asshole.
conrad: SCHWING!
leo, walking up to the table: what's up guys?
everyone: shut up greek.
You can't join the brotherhood of the schwing cause your gay.
awww. =(
kyle: aww yeah i would totally bang her in the asshole.
conrad: SCHWING!
leo, walking up to the table: what's up guys?
everyone: shut up greek.
You can't join the brotherhood of the schwing cause your gay.
awww. =(
by daniel at CDS December 14, 2008
