schoolismkism

When your at school and your school isn’t giving good food.

Yo, this is schoolismkism.
Man, I know this food sucks ass.

by Bootsandbackshots August 21, 2024

Schoolcut

Mind Not Feeling Like Going Out Today, Just Travel Somewhere Else.

Person 1: I Hate Going Out Today.
Person 2: Why?
Person 1: School Happening Tomorrow
Person 2: Deadass
Person 1: Yeah
Person 2: You Know What You Should Do?
Person 1: Do What?
Person 2: Schoolcut

by 21jay January 30, 2025

Schooloomf

"Schooloomf" is another stupid and pointless word for "Classmate".

Schooloomf is a combination of the words
School + "Oomf = Schooloomf.
The "oomf" in "Schooloomf" stands for "one of my friends".

You will never EVER see this message be said by a normal person; this word is only said when someone that lacks knowledge of common english words andor a cringe trendy girl that noone wants to be around with tries to define "My friends in school/class".

"Hey i think schooloomf secretly likes me"
"Hey idiot that's called a classmate you uneducated slop"

by Cubicalton. March 28, 2026

Jesse Schoolmester

Talking to multiple girls at a time only to get nudes, but when he really is into someone in a real way it's "different"

Girl: Im talking to Johnny
Girl 2: He's such a Jesse Schoolmester

by BobbyRossy October 21, 2017

magic.schoolbus_dropout

Litterally a fucking god in disguise my favorite Mutual

“Omg is that magic.schoolbus_dropout“
“Yea dumbass imma go ask for a autograph brb”

by Meow mom October 16, 2021

magic.schoolbus_dropout

Litterally a god in disguise and my favorite spouse/ mutual.

“OMG IS THAT magic.schoolbus_dropout“
“YEA DUMBASS IMMA GO GET A AUTO GRAPH HOLD MY BEER”

by Meow mom October 16, 2021

magic schoolbus

When you’re fucking a girl from behind and take a shard of meth and shove it in her asshole with your thumb like your honking the horn, similar to driving the schoolbus

Last night when I was fucking your mom I fired up the old magic schoolbus.

by CrazyEyez September 30, 2023