schnotz

An inordinate quantity of mucous in one's nose.

Since I've had this cold I've swallowed a pint of schnotz!

by BFish December 10, 2002

schnork

Used as either a friendly greeting, or a deragatroy greeting.
One who is shnorkish. That is:
Bumbling.
Unhumoursly Funny.
Strange.
Plain Weird.

Hey schnork, whatsup?


You shnork, why did you say that?

by Blake P. September 10, 2005

schnootum

A Fart (to produce gas)

I just did a schnootum!
To Schnoot - To fart.
God that Schnootum stinks of egg!!

by My ass hurts April 27, 2007

Schlort

Like a Schlong, but shorter.

We all laughed our asses off when he whipped out his tiny little schlort!

by Brobacca May 17, 2011

Schnooty

Schnooty is a word popularized by the International touring German ska/ reggae/ dancehall artist Dr.Ring Ding (aka Richie Jung) in a song he recorded with Chicago's ska/ soul/ reggae artists Deals Gone Bad. It's exact meaning is still a little clouded in mystery but it's quickly finding it's way into popular parlance in many places especially among a younger demographic. In an interview with internet blogger and podcaster Gabe Pressure of Musical Occupation Dr.Ring Ding tried to elaborate on the origination and deeper meaning of the word. He mentions it has an Ethnic foundation that found favor as a slang term in the young population of Germany instead of the usual words associated as cuss words. In this way it is being used as a subversive exclamation instead of what is commonly known. It may also refer to an act of coitus of 2 young lovers or as in a sexual nature although that was debunked by Dr. Ring Ding in the interview.

It is sometimes spelled as "Schnuti". It has also been mentioned as a 'play' on the word snooty.

What the schnooty!!
Im still a little schnooty on what schnooty is.

by hijacked October 7, 2009

Schlorter

1. A person with a small penis.
2. A man with a shlort (a small penis).
3. A person who behaves in a disorderly way/who exaggerates and boasts of the size of their genitals.

"Jordan came up to me yesterday with an extra large condom." "Wow, but isn't he a schlorter?"

by LeSquidface October 11, 2016

Schnotty

A hybrid dog mix of a schnauzer breed and scotty breed.

My schnotty plays fetch well!

by diegoATLbear December 30, 2008