Schmickle

When there are a multiple of sphincters this will make schmickle people

Why are there so many schmickle people (sphincters) around here.

by anonymous September 6, 2023

schmicket

Another name for a Eurasian Coot or a vagina, my friend also calls her daughter ‘schmicket’

‘Hello young schmicket’
‘Oh look a schmicket’
‘You got a lovely hairy ol’ schmicket’ 😂

by Schmicket1 January 18, 2024

Schmick

Verb: “Schmick” To jerk off, male masturbation, spank the monkey.

Made popular by the men’s rowing team at the University of Michigan

“Man I haven’t schmicked in over a week, I’ve built up so much tension”

by BenDover12x March 9, 2024

Schmick schmop

General state of orderly.

Let me just get this area looking schmick schmop.

by Strelizrus March 27, 2026

Trey Schmickey

Any mixed drink

Dale: Hey Joey, you want a beer?
Joey: Nah, man, I want a Captain and Coke.
Dale: A Trey Schmickey guy, I see

by spf004 February 14, 2021

Pull a schmicky

When you get loaded and go home to beat your wife

At the divorce hearing Marks wife said he constantly would pull a schmicky on her

by akafume April 25, 2019