schmegma blaster

The act of removing dick cheese with one's finger and slinging it into one's eyes.

My girlfriends cooze gushed upon recieving my schmegma blaster.

by Bob February 13, 2004

schmegma

sticky substance formed in the uncircumcised skin of the penis due to poor hygine.

Casey's schmegma was too overwelming for Toni.

by antonio June 26, 2004

schiesty

from the german "schiza". Shitty, shady, just an all around disreputable character

I gives a damn 'bout lame nigga actin' schiesty
Same one knew I was in jail and didn't write me
Wanna fight me then come find me
What eva you do shawty you betta think wisely

-tupac

by D Boi wit da words June 7, 2009

schmegma

dick cheese that forms when you dont take a shower

schmegma is fuckin nasty

by Khronic April 16, 2006

schiesse

Shit. A german term used frequently by Tokio Hotel

Schiesse! I hit my foot on the door

by Live.Laugh.Pone May 7, 2008

beef colored schmegg

Beef Colored Schmegg is the finest roast at Liberty Memorial Central Middle School. It means someone who is stupid by all means. Also used with the roast form of "boy look atcho". Another way to say schmegg is "schmeegers" or "schmeegerton"

"boy, look at atcho beef colored schmegg looking self, boy you look like shrek"

by dabson188 February 11, 2017

schmegma

The fermented deposits of white-chunkiness on a penis head, due to lack of proper hygiene...and competence.

The night-shift hospital worker loved eating the schmegma off of Ricky-the-Retard's cock-knob.

by Bun-Ju November 27, 2003