Schadenfreudegasm

N. Schadenfreude so intense that it results in an orgasm.

Once I heard that Donald Rumsfeld had stepped down, I had a schadenfreudegasm so huge that I had to throw away my underpants.

by Moontos November 10, 2008

schecklemensch

People working in financial institutions who are singlularly dedicated to the concepts of 'it is all about me' and greed.
Their avarice lead to the Global Great Recession of 2009. In the United States, many of these individuals work in places like Wall Street for investment banks.

Big financial institutions like Goldman Sachs, AIG, whose executives engaged in activities that a schecklemensch would.

by ktedidit January 13, 2010

vaccine schedule

The schedule that likes to get infinitely longer! As of October 2021, the schedule for children up to ages 18 is 72 doses long. If you live to be 78 you can add 60 more doses of flu shots added onto that along with Prevnar and shingles!

After Pharma ties the Covid V's to everyone in America's job, we are going to see a 200+ dose schedule (yearly doses coming). While this is happening, the fools say to "trust the science," the medical experts laugh to the bank, and human health takes a mass decline from turning into a society that once got shortly acutely ill to chronically ill. Those chronic illnesses rise at exponential rates and so does Pharma revenue/profit. Imagine if science told you just because smoking one cigarette doesn’t increase lung cancer, that means smoking 10,000 cigarettes doesn’t either…

Johnny: Hey Doc, at any point in time is that whole vaccine schedule going to be tested for compounding effects on human health and safety?
Medical expert: ummm...
Fool who trusts the science: Hey johnny, don't get ask questions man, just shut up and believe in science!

by Libtard buster October 15, 2021

Schediaphilia

Official therm of toonophilia.

Toonophilia AKA Schediaphilia.

by Toonophilia4eva May 16, 2007

schadenhorny

The term for becoming sexually aroused from discussing others emotional and sexual problems

Girl: But it's just so sad, she doesn't understand why she can't get laid.
Guy: That's sucks. Want to make out.
Girl: feeling a little schadenhorny are we?

by Badthorn September 9, 2009

schedual

How some people (8% of the US) spell the word schedule.

So I got scheduled coaster on the new schedual. Yea thats not happening!

by E3655 July 14, 2014

schedule II

A category of drugs that can be legally prescribed but are the most stringently monitored because of their potential for abuse and {diversion. Schedule II drugs include stimulants such as cocaine, amphetamine and opiates such as fentanyl, which is far more dangerous than heroin, even though the latter is Schedule I. While Schedule I drugs have been deemed as having "no medical value" and cannot be prescribed because they are presumably the most dangerous, Schedule II drugs are generally far more dangerous and addictive than Schedule I drugs. The fact that non-lethal drugs such a cannabis, and psychedelics such as LSD and peyote are Schedule I drugs say more about the period when the schedules were created (as part of the 1970 Controlled Substances Act, under Nixon) than they do about the actual danger of the drugs.

Dr. Feldman's ability to prescribe Schedule II drugs was suspended after the DEA noticed he was prescribing thousands of Percocets at a time to six buxom women he knew from Temple.

by MTyeW23 June 11, 2018