Shartling

When something is so startling, it might make you shit your pants.

When our plane was struck by lightning, the sound was so loud and startling, I almost shit my pants! It was shartling!

by LordCoitus October 3, 2016

Urban Scanning

To scan through urban dictionary words of the day to find some worthwhile words to use.

Guy: Yo man, that vocab you're using is sick! Were you urban scanning?

by yibo October 28, 2008

As Scathing As A YouTube Comment

Used after being given a really lame insult. Originated from internet trolls that think insulting someone in the YouTube comments is going to have an impact.

Frank: Dude, you're so dumb
Steve: I know you are, but what am I?
Frank: ...That was about as scathing as a youtube comment

by LiamOSM March 27, 2014

scaniving

Scaniving is a contraction of the words coniving and scandalous because both words can usually describe the same person you are speaking of.

"Did you see Jamie at that party hitting on those frat guys?"

"Yeah what the fuck dude, she's such a scaniving whore!"

by Ashent June 27, 2006

scatting

A sexual act entailing defecating onto the face of one's partner.

Doctor, can i have some Picolax please, my new girlfriend is into scatting.

by Dunky Oggins December 16, 2003

scating

1. how weirdo spelling skating
2. when people do a lot of scat sex

i want to go and do some scating

by atomicdominator July 10, 2016

shanting

1. To lose one’s breath and/or hyperventilate due to a sudden, acute and/or painful evacuation of the colon. 2. When you are out of breath from force-dropping a deuce.

Question: “Dude, were you just doing pushups in that bathroom... cause you’re like totally out of breath and your eyes are watering?!" (Out of Breath) Answer: "No... I’m just… SHANTING… that’s all… Best not… go in there… for 20 minutes.”

by Chris-Baby April 30, 2019