Skipping States

When you catch a criminal charge and start crossing states so the cops can't catch ya.

I caught a murder charge so I had to start skipping states.

by Issa Hawa February 2, 2020

Tip Sipping

When a guy has the incredible flexibility to suck his own dick, only a true legend can master the art of tip sipping

Guy 1: bro I wish I could be getting a blow job right now
Guy 2: wtf why don't you just start tip sipping
Guy1: are u joking only legends can do that shit

by Ilivforoddfuture April 25, 2013

The Sink Could Be Shipping

from popularmmos, gamingwithjen's (jen) famous quote from titanic bloopers

Jen: "Wait! We should go back! Cal and my mom should know!"
Pat: "What if they go after me?"
Jen: "The Sink Could Be Shipping!"

(laughter)

by katarashii August 3, 2021

Tea Sipping

Also known as "sipping the tea". To subtly yet effectively toss shade or sneak-diss. Originated from the Kermit the Frog meme. See also "But that's none of my business"

The deacon got caught tea sipping the pastor. So Pastor responded with tea sipping during the sermon.

Drake be tea sipping in his songs.

by graffmonkey3 July 2, 2014

slipping the tounge

or slipped the tounge,
when people are kissing without tounges then one of them slides their tounge into the other's mouth

Jane got pissed when Tom suddenly kissed her and tried slipping the tounge.

by Dawn June 15, 2002

skipping

To skip a class or to skip school all together. Only do it every once in awhile if your in High School. Or anytime from Jr High, up. You need to get your classes but a skip once in awhile is aight ;)

"Melissa is skipping 1st thru 4th hour with Lee so they can fuck in his car in the parking lot across the street"

by Dysfunction September 22, 2003

skipping

The most under-rated form of movement in the existance of mankind.
Skipping was invented in 1405 by Fred Skippideo in Belgium and caused widespread panic amongst the Belgium-waffles.
Dubbed as "elegant as a mountain goat", "nimble as a gazzelle" and "fast as lightning". It's just that good!

Even though skipping is so damn fantastic, it is often mocked and shunned for being "girly" which is a damn lie.
Skipping also has a macho and manly side, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Sylvester Stallone and even ex-British Primemister John Major, fully endorse skipping.

Next years London Marathon (not to be confused with the ex-chocolate bar) will not be run by Ian and Pete... it shall be skipped.
Skipped to raise awareness for skipping.

Skipping is under-rated and you know it.

Pete: Dude, we're going to be late back to Meridian! We're gonna have to run!
Ian: Running's for chumps, it requires too much effort and the speed acquired during running is unparalleled by that of skipping.
Pete: What are you sugesting?
Ian: Let us skip to Meridian! The speed, elegance, and grace form together to combine the perfect equilumbrium!
Pete: Damn dude, thats deep, meaningful, insightful and damn awesome, all in one.

*They skip to Meridian, in record time and with enough energy to spare to make more awesome Pop-Up Pirate X-Treme Belts.*

by PeteThePirate April 22, 2005