People that worship the only real evil in the world, Green apple Jolly Rancher water flavoring. This group of people are the worst of the worst, more horrible than regular Satanists and the KKK combined.
Guy one: hey, have you heard of the Green Apple Satanists?
Guy two: stay away from them! They'll sacrifice then eat your new born
Guy two: stay away from them! They'll sacrifice then eat your new born
by DevoutPumkanist May 19, 2017
Get the Green Apple Satanists mug.Group of persons who claimed to be satanists but doesn't believe or worship satan as their savior and betray him and neither participate with catholic rituals as they are a bit satanic in sense
He is not going to church. He is a sempnothetic satanist
by Anonymous lord January 14, 2019
Get the Sempnothetic satanist mug.Certainly not a Luciferian: Satanists are similar though and some of the things they do are evil, when Luciferians avoid dogma, a Satanist belongs to a serious cult misinterpreted as evil. But Anton LaVey would not approve of inappropriate behaviour. For example they have 9 guidelines, not 11, that is the similarity between a Satanist and a Luciferian.
Me: I'm a Luciferian, the bearer of light.
Satanist: Why? I must punish you with cruelty and no mercy.
Me: Listen you arsehole, I have a similar rule to do the evil of punishing your stupidity, I'll wring your neck!
(I wring a Satanist's neck)
(Satanist beats me with a chain like an animal, equally punishing me)
Satanist: Why? I must punish you with cruelty and no mercy.
Me: Listen you arsehole, I have a similar rule to do the evil of punishing your stupidity, I'll wring your neck!
(I wring a Satanist's neck)
(Satanist beats me with a chain like an animal, equally punishing me)
by badmouth June 12, 2018
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by MrDrMaN??? February 18, 2019
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Person 2: Oh yeah isn't she the Satanist who killed all them people?
Person 1: Oh My God! I heard a rumor that she dry humped Satan at a sacrificial birthday party for her 7 year old cousin who had peppa pig in his colon.
Person 2: OMG! PEPPA WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN HIS COLON!
Person 2: Oh yeah isn't she the Satanist who killed all them people?
Person 1: Oh My God! I heard a rumor that she dry humped Satan at a sacrificial birthday party for her 7 year old cousin who had peppa pig in his colon.
Person 2: OMG! PEPPA WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN HIS COLON!
by Defo not Karen August 26, 2019
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by Hym Iam May 2, 2023
Get the Satanist mug.Multigenerational Satanist families often have very ancient surnames or habitational names of certain types. Often times many or most members of these particular families have been Satanists for hundreds or even thousands of years.
The 1992 FBI Cult Watch report on Satanic Ritual Abuse mentions multigenerational Satanist families.
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